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Umpteenth Poems - Poems about Umpteenth

Ah the glory of a restful sleep
...Ah... the glory of a restful sleep Nothing beats the refreshing blissful peaceful easy feeling resulting from shut-eye after feeling zonked out staying up late after a hard day's night binge ......

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Categories: umpteenth, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Starman told us not to blow it
...Hi all you earthlings! Starman here! I'm back for the umpteenth time. When will you ever learn? When will you ever learn? Where I come from we changed our ways to adopt the common good by prox......

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Categories: umpteenth, environment, world,
Form: Free verse



Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: umpteenth, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie
...The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie Like a humane huntress, she (the anthropomorphized storm) brought a spate of cool Autumn like temperatures and gentle soothing rain here within my ......

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Categories: umpteenth, adventure, appreciation, august, cool,
Form: Free verse
Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer sizzles Delaware Valley today July 16th, 2024
...Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer sizzles Delaware Valley today July 16th, 2024 Said geographical area composed of counties located in Southeastern Pennsylvania, South Jersey, Delaware,......

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Categories: umpteenth, america, earth, grave, humanity,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Crew Cut
... Reviewing the clippings of his mountain climbs like watching a flick solo for the umpteenth time The longer he lingered, the tireder he grew ~ not much fun without the rest of the......

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Categories: umpteenth, adventure, fun, loneliness, together,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Appreciation
...Without memory there can be no insight. Without love, there can be no appreciation. Anne Rice From the deepest recesses of the crowded hall Came a thunderous applause that shook the walls......

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Categories: umpteenth, appreciation, celebrity, dedication, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Traditional Solitaire potential combinations
...Traditional Solitaire potential combinations... that clenched another win today February 20th, 2024 (eight hundred and ninety yesterdays ago since June 13th, 2021) original crafting date of ......

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Categories: umpteenth, 12th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Free verse
Learning when how to close seat then
...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......

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Categories: umpteenth, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Regrets Of The Raspberry Moon
... When cyan night's raspberry moon is dipped in softness of the afterglows, I gaze at that glossy first evening star between creamy fingers of my cherry palm, which trace lunar ki......

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Categories: umpteenth, dark, deep, emotions, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Come post presidential election 2024
...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......

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Categories: umpteenth, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Velvet Glove Compartment
...Age defiant was this spruce and spirited citizen slinking blithely past the burgundy red doors of her enigmatic country dwelling. As her olive skin neatly curved fingers slid over an intermittentl......

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Categories: umpteenth, adventure, age, birth, celebration,
Form: Prose
A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum
...A healthy dose of invective flourishes at Highland Manor asylum I hate to be curt, but welcome to the monkey house at 2 highland manor drive, where all manner of imbeciles go berserk. I and ......

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Categories: umpteenth, abuse, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Where Art Thou Anonymous Benefactor To Offer Me Succor
...Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor? Ah... methinks legal tender could be a boon to help me bolster mein kampf with necessary material equipage, which prospect to acquire......

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Categories: umpteenth, 8th grade, absence, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mediclueless, a Hypochondriac's Lament
...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......

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Categories: umpteenth, health, humor,
Form: Light Verse

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