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Twit Poems - Poems about Twit


Premium Member incessant talking twit
incessant talker zero common sense wisecracking wizard a jesting joker annoying others relatives run co-workers hide strangers don’t know until they do…. resident idiot family clown moron buffoon twit...

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Categories: twit, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
Premium Member Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit Tried on ten hats and none of them fit Tried on the pants all without fly’s Luckily they were all the wrong size And as for the shirt with collar and cuffs Thought that the frills were just a bit much As for the jacket with buttons that shined He asked “please tell me this ain’t all ya...

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Categories: twit, clothes, fashion, fun,
Form: Couplet



Chief Twit
Elon Musk bought Twitter for Trump As Truth Social was in a slump But now Elon frets Trump does not pay debts A chump in the dump takes a lump Trump tells us all that he is wise And we all know Trump never lies Trump Tax Returns show What IRS owe Who could that possibly surprise?...

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Categories: twit, america, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Babyish Twitter Twit
This guy has so much TV fame Pouty and sad who throws a baby fit, I don’t believe I have to name…. Babyish twitter who makes me grit....

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Categories: twit, america, usa,
Form: Chastushka
Twit-Wits Tweeter-Dumbs
Today you twitter, then you tweet, as though to make your lives complete, by echoing thoughts of people you admire. Anticipating that great twitter, you clutch your phones to reconsider, the text-ed words of wisdom you desire. You twitters prattle thoughts absurd, as tweeters follow in a herd, of voyeuristic bids to be of note. You tweet and twitter photographs. You L O L, the...

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Categories: twit, humanity, humor, nonsense, satire,
Form: Lyric



Egotistical Twit
I had a boss who thought he was it He was an Egotistical Twit When he passed away On funeral day Only two people showed and that’s it ...

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Categories: twit, funny,
Form: Limerick
Twit
The problem with your average twit, When it comes right down to it, Is not the twitiness he’s got, But more the sense that he has not....

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Categories: twit, children, funny
Form: Couplet

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