Twit Poems - Poems about Twit

incessant talking twit

incessant talker
zero common sense
wisecracking wizard
a jesting joker
annoying others

relatives run
co-workers hide
strangers don’t know
until they do….

resident
idiot
family clown

moron
buffoon

twit

Categories: twit, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse

Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit

Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Tried on ten hats and none of them fit
Tried on the pants all without fly’s
Luckily they were all the wrong size
And as for the shirt with collar and cuffs
Thought that the frills were just a bit much
As for the jacket with buttons that shined
He asked “please tell me this ain’t all ya

Categories: twit, clothes, fashion, fun,
Form: Couplet

Chief Twit

Elon Musk bought Twitter for Trump
As Truth Social was in a slump
But now Elon frets
Trump does not pay debts
A chump in the dump takes a lump

Trump tells us all that he is wise
And we all know Trump never lies
Trump Tax Returns show
What IRS owe
Who could that possibly surprise?

Categories: twit, america, political,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Babyish Twitter Twit

This guy has so much TV fame
Pouty and sad who throws a baby fit,
I don’t believe I have to name….
Babyish twitter who makes me grit.

Categories: twit, america, usa,
Form: Chastushka

Twit-Wits Tweeter-Dumbs

Today you twitter, then you tweet,
as though to make your lives complete,
by echoing thoughts of people you admire.

Anticipating that great twitter,
you clutch your phones to reconsider,
the text-ed words of wisdom you desire.

You twitters prattle thoughts absurd,
as tweeters follow in a herd,
of voyeuristic bids to be of note.

You tweet and twitter photographs.
You L O L, the

Categories: twit, humanity, humor, nonsense, satire,
Form: Lyric

Egotistical Twit

I had a boss who thought he was it
He was an Egotistical Twit
When he passed away 
On funeral day
Only two people showed and that’s it

Categories: twit, funny,
Form: Limerick

Twit

The problem with your average twit,
When it comes right down to it,
Is not the twitiness he’s got,
But more the sense that he has not.

Categories: twit, children, funny
Form: Couplet