Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Tried on ten hats and none of them fit
Tried on the pants all without fly’s
Luckily they were all the wrong size
And as for the shirt with collar and cuffs
Thought that the frills were just a bit much
As for the jacket with buttons that shined
He asked “please tell me this ain’t all ya kin find”
And as for the shoes to his feet they were news
A left and a right, well, he just couldn’t choose
Thus, Hiddildy Tiddly Twiddly Twit
Walked out the door the way he came in
Two beards and two noses but only one chin
Copyright © John Lawless | Year Posted 2024
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