Turn Signal Poems - Poems about Turn Signal

...can you summarize proust's remembrance of things past in less then a minute and a half while juggling an egg a chainsaw and a bowling ball standing on one leg whistling parts of bizet's ......Read the rest...

...Seriously, another selfie for you? So embarrassing, so petty and vain. Flip that hair once again, I’m through! Smack those lips and you’ll be in pain! How about the car cell phone users? No tu......Read the rest...

...An idiot driver cut in front of me on the freeway Just because they did not get the big picture I have to slam on my brakes? Could I let it slide? Apparently not. I threw my hands up like “what......Read the rest...

...Talking. Talking. Talking. At first it is fun, maybe even entertaining. You are not sure exactly sure when it turns, but it does. Suddenly the monopolizer’s ramblings no longer seem charming. Pati......Read the rest...

...Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer So dad, if your up there... you nailed it Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think Sorry, should strike the ladder from my......Read the rest...

...Please use your blinker Is that too much to ask Whether you are running right Are you are turning left Because in all actuality We have no idea What your future holds for us Inside that bo......Read the rest...

...Stand under the proscenium arch Listen to show tunes till doomsday comes Dawn with the songs of ever lasting darkness Tap dance your last dance on Broadway Burn the last lime light down Take ......Read the rest...

...Please use your blinker Is that too much to ask Whether you are running right Are you are turning left Because in all actuality We have no idea What your future holds for us Inside that bo......Read the rest...

...I made a right turn from the left lane, people were shouting, "You are insane," but what they did not know, pressure... I had to go, it's not like food - I cannot abstain!......Read the rest...

...Took a cruise down a river of booze. Pissed my pants and filled my shoes. Now it's time to clean it up. Take a shower and drink a cup. The fever caused my nerves to shake. I had to leave her, ......Read the rest...

...You want to know what annoyeth me? Let me count the ways! I could weave a veritable tapestry of all my aggravations, mostly in light and deep crimson hues which signify the violence in my Heart. Eas......Read the rest...

...stop at the corner gettin ready to turn started to go turned on turn signal a car from down the way starts to speed up flashing lights almost to my destantion but i have to stop ok Lord plea......Read the rest...

...Good God Man! What are you people thinking? If you can’t drive that can any better then that, You better give it to me. It’s enough to make me want to start drinking. Stupid Bimbo. Your bulb ......Read the rest...

...My grandkids gather around my hearth and think it's so great, To listen to tales of my youth that to them I love to relate. They sit with mouths agape and with attentive ear, As I tell them how it......Read the rest...

...she glided by in the fast lane on my left. straddling the hind end of a hog, looking elegant and lost. in my mind I met her at an art festival. her denim outfit graced her c......Read the rest...