Turn Signal Poems - Poems about Turn Signal

Reversed Signs

...Isn't it ironic?

You sat on my right side when we first met
And you exited my life making a left turn down my street
It was my right hand that comforted you in the beginning 
And it was my left...

Depressing Songs

...I love depressing songs. 
Like the song about-
Spots in my eyes.
They are weird, but who cares?
It doesn’t hurt. 
As long as I don’t cry.
Depressing songs. 
Living in Michigan with lakes, and ...

Drivers Who Give No Warnings

...
In traffic they go zooming in and out
not even indicating it at all.
When they make a lane change, 
I Just want to shout,
“Just use your turn signal, you jerk.
One day you’ll hit somebody or a...

Multi Tasking

...can you summarize
proust's remembrance
of things past in less

then a minute and a half
while juggling an egg
a chainsaw and a

bowling ball
standing on one leg
whistling parts of bizet's
...

Arrrg-So Annoying

...Seriously, another selfie for you?
So embarrassing, so petty and vain.
Flip that hair once again, I’m through!
Smack those lips and you’ll be in pain!

How about the car cell phone users?
No tu...

Two Idiots On the Freeway

...An idiot driver cut in front of me on the freeway
Just because they did not get the big picture 
I have to slam on my brakes?
Could I let it slide?
Apparently not.
I threw my hands up like “what...

Being With a Non Listening Talker

...Talking. Talking. Talking. At first it is fun, maybe even entertaining.
You are not sure exactly sure when it turns, but it does.
Suddenly the monopolizer’s ramblings no longer seem charming.
Pati...

One Liners

...Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer
So dad, if your up there... you nailed it
Now that sounded a bit disrespectful don't you think
Sorry, should strike the ladder from my...

Please Use Your Blinker

...Please use your blinker
Is that too much to ask
Whether you are running right
Are you are turning left

Because in all actuality 
We have no idea 
What your future holds for us
Inside that bo...

How To Turn Left

...Stand under the proscenium arch
Listen to show tunes till doomsday comes
Dawn with the songs of ever lasting darkness

Tap dance your last dance on Broadway 
Burn the last lime light down
Take ...

Please Use Your Blinker

...Please use your blinker
Is that too much to ask
Whether you are running right
Are you are turning left

Because in all actuality 
We have no idea 
What your future holds for us
Inside that bo...

Turn Signal

...I made a right turn from the left lane,
people were shouting, "You are insane,"
but what they did not know,
pressure... I had to go,
it's not like food - I cannot abstain!...

Mindless Thinking

...Took a cruise down a river of booze.
Pissed my pants and filled my shoes.
Now it's time to clean it up.
Take a shower and drink a cup.

The fever caused my nerves to shake.
I had to leave her, ...

What Gets On My Nerves

...You want to know what annoyeth me? Let me count the ways!
I could weave a veritable tapestry of all my aggravations, mostly in 
light and deep crimson hues which signify the violence in my Heart.
Eas...

R U Serious

...stop at the corner gettin ready to turn
started to go
turned on turn signal 
a car from down the way
starts to speed up
flashing lights
almost to my destantion
but i have to stop
ok Lord plea...

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