Funny Tree Poems
These Funny Tree poems are examples of Tree poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tree Funny poems written by international poets.
Out On A Limb
A tall tree I did climb,
on a bet of a dime.
Baby Bear said it was funny,
it was not for the big money.
The limb broke what...
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tree, fun, giggle, humor, me,
Eulogy for a BonsaiI have to come clean as I return to see
your ashen corpse and dried leaves
My survival became more important than yours
but...
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tree, death of a friend,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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tree, fun, funny, humorous, light,
The Caterpillar and the Tree
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Awash on the horizon midst a pristine April day,
a caterpillar inched his way along
Wondering what waited as he slowly made his way,
whistling a happy springtime...
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tree, life,
A Jolly Folly ChristmasCranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe
Midnight mass tradition with family
...
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tree, christmas, funny, giggle, humor,
THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni MitchellI went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.
Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...
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tree, funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Ouch! A Crazy Day Outso walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...
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tree, children, dog, fun, funny,
For A Simple SmileI had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.
I...
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tree, fun, love, moon, silly,
Perfectionwhen I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...
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tree, animal, beauty, bird, color,
I'M a Pudding Royal of the Robinhood TreeI can live twice, oh what a delight,
In the day, I'm a bat, taking flight,
With cheese for my wings, I soar so high,
To the moon...
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tree, fun, funny,
A Bird In the TreeTwas a bird in the tree across the street
staring at me from the uppermost limb
It seemed he was intently watching me
perhaps as curious of me...
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tree, humor, poetry,
Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent
Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent
They grow big and fall
Woodchucks have a ball
Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...
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tree, animal, drug, fruit, funny,
In the Shade of Her Mango TreeSally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees
when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.
“Thank you for the...
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tree, age,
Interview With a Dying Tree"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.
"Well, I need firewood. It's...
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tree,
A Diamond of TimeTime is a funny thing, ...
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tree, child, christmas, family, love,