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Funny Tree Poems

These Funny Tree poems are examples of Tree poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Tree Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Out On A Limb
A tall tree I did climb,
on a bet of a dime.
Baby Bear said it was funny,
it was not for the big money.
The limb broke what...

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Categories: tree, fun, giggle, humor, me,



Eulogy for a Bonsai
I have to come clean as I return to see 
your ashen corpse and dried leaves  
My survival became more important than yours 
but...

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Categories: tree, death of a friend,

Premium Member The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees
the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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Categories: tree, fun, funny, humorous, light,

The Caterpillar and the Tree

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Awash on the horizon midst a pristine April day,
a caterpillar inched his way along
Wondering what waited as he slowly made his way,
whistling a happy springtime...

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Categories: tree, life,

Premium Member A Jolly Folly Christmas
Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree 
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe 
Midnight mass tradition with family

    ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tree, christmas, funny, giggle, humor,



Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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Categories: tree, funny, garden, health, hilarious,

Premium Member Ouch! A Crazy Day Out
so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...

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Categories: tree, children, dog, fun, funny,

Premium Member For A Simple Smile
I had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.

I...

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Categories: tree, fun, love, moon, silly,

Premium Member Perfection
when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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Categories: tree, animal, beauty, bird, color,

I'M a Pudding Royal of the Robinhood Tree
I can live twice, oh what a delight,
In the day, I'm a bat, taking flight,
With cheese for my wings, I soar so high,
To the moon...

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Categories: tree, fun, funny,

A Bird In the Tree
Twas a bird in the tree across the street
staring at me from the uppermost limb
It seemed he was intently watching me
perhaps as curious of me...

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Categories: tree, humor, poetry,

Premium Member Mulberry Tree
Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...

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Categories: tree, animal, drug, fruit, funny,

Premium Member In the Shade of Her Mango Tree
Sally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees
when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.

“Thank you for the...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tree, age,

Premium Member Interview With a Dying Tree
"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.

"Well, I need firewood. It's...

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Categories: tree,

Premium Member A Diamond of Time
Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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Categories: tree, child, christmas, family, love,


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