Funny Tree Poems

Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree 
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe 
Midnight mass tradition with family

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I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did...

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pray tell what to do when a tree looks at you
with those sullen sunken knotty eyes
and then as he flashes those spindly twig lashes
and sappy...

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I had to be funny
Like a crazy monkey
I had to crawl slowly
Like a dragon on a tall tree
To extract a simple smile
From you, in style.

I...

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when I look at a bird
in a tree
the first thing
I notice is
its colours
are
within the lines...

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I can live twice, oh what a delight,
In the day, I'm a bat, taking flight,
With cheese for my wings, I soar so high,
To the moon...

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Twas a bird in the tree across the street
staring at me from the uppermost limb
It seemed he was intently watching me
perhaps as curious of me...

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Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
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Sally was playing in her backyard…chasing butterflies and bees
when she decided to rest a while in the shade of her mango tree.

“Thank you for the...

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"Nope, nope, nope! I already know why you're here. Don't you dare fell me with that chainsaw!," exclaims the dying tree.

"Well, I need firewood. It's...

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Time is a funny thing,                    ...

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It's funny the simple pleasures recounted in life
all manner of wonders reminisced I'll miss most.. 
though list grows shorter with each passing day  
thoughts...

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My Christmas lights emerged a tangle
They twisted and turned at an angle
	toes caught the middle
	caused me to piddle
The shock caused my jingle to jangle...

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This old lady bought a big Christmas tree
Size could be a problem she didn’t foresee
In the room she couldn’t take it
On the lawn she let...

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