Toilet Humour Poems - Poems about Toilet Humour

A poet, that's me I'm called Jan Was NEVER a poetry fan Now two books bear my name Not for fortune or fame I'll pen poop whenever I can! If ever I am stuck for words I resort to write about turds Brown things that you poo When you're sat on the loo Poop poetry's not just for nerds! ...

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Loo humour it is my forte Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day I’ve finished next book Will you dare to look It’s naughty – that’s all I will say! ...

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Russians are clumsy, a fact that's well known Mistook a lone beach for the battle zone Odessa was out of reach So hit a loo on the beach I hope there was no one sat on the throne... Written on 22 May 2022 The bungling Russian navy fired a $5 million dollar misslle at Odessa claiming to hit a...

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It's nearly time for PMQs Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog With one of my enormous poos It's nearly time for PMQ's It's hard to verbally abuse The opposition when your log Is staring at you. PMQs Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog © Gail Foster 18th November 2020...

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When gentlemen stand up to pee I wish that they’d consider me cos I always sit down In OUR room with no crown I’m 'hopping' mad as you can see! (In the UK the throne is another word for the toilet) Poet's notes ... We had workmen in our house today and they never once put the...

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Ever been in a Public or Club Toilet And read the Graffiti on the Wall's So many Numbers to Ring Providing such a rich variety of thing's For a good time and personal pleaure Finished shook , paused And thought maybe just maybe after few more Shots and Jaeger Bombs It would be a bit of a laugh to give...

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A poetry club challenge of the month poem! Now some come here to sit and think And some come here to pooh and stink but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writing on the walls For many years I've known this rhyme And it has stood the test of time unlike so many public lavs no longer shown on...

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You want me to push, you want me to strain, You want me to give you my all, You want me to focus all my attention, No matter how big or how small, You turn out to be at the end of the day, Your size is no measure of pride, Rather it’s the fight that was had...

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