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Russians are clumsy, a fact that's well known Mistook a lone beach for the battle zone Odessa was out of reach So hit a loo on the beach I hope there was no one sat on the throne... Written on 22 May 2022 The bungling Russian navy fired a $5 million dollar misslle at Odessa claiming to hit a military target, it hit a target of high value alright , a toilet on a deserted beach.

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I Am Anaya

Date: 9/16/2022 7:43:00 AM

I love your sense of humor Tom, hoping no one was inside! ;)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/16/2022 8:21:00 AM

Lol, the bungling Russians, a shame Putin wasn't on the throne. Tom

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 6/6/2022 12:12:00 PM

A creative/fun write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day....................

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/6/2022 12:13:00 PM

Thank you very much Paula, an expensive way to demolish a toilet lol Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 6/5/2022 4:40:00 PM

I guess no one wrote a report… they didn’t want to get bogged down with paperwork.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/5/2022 10:38:00 PM

Lol, thanks Terry, just back from a few days away, Tom

Bill Baker

Date: 6/5/2022 10:54:00 AM

Good one, Tom. Made me smile, my friend. Have a good day, Bill

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/5/2022 10:38:00 PM

Thank you Bill, shame Putin wasn't in residence lol. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/2/2022 3:18:00 PM

Well, if the residents don't have a place to go then they can be arrested for indecent exposure. LOL..Maybe that was worth 5 million. Thanks for the humor I needed that at this moment. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/2/2022 11:51:00 PM

Thank you Sara, shame Putin wasn't in residence. Tom

Michael Tor

Date: 5/30/2022 8:34:00 PM

Thanks for sharing Tom you found a little humor in this horrific war. Just think how terrible there intelligence is in targets. No wonder they are killing so many civilians, they will bomb anything. God bless you...

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/31/2022 12:25:00 AM

Thank you Michael, they claim only military targets are being hit, lies, lies and more lies, we've seen the evidence. Tom

Janice Canerdy

Date: 5/29/2022 6:01:00 PM

Made me laugh, Tom! Janice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/30/2022 12:35:00 AM

Thank you very much Janice, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Mark Koplin

Date: 5/28/2022 5:00:00 AM

Lol, good one Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/28/2022 5:01:00 AM

Thank you Mark, shame Putin wasn't in residence Tom

Indiana Shaw

Date: 5/27/2022 11:00:00 AM

Ha, ha, ha, oops . . . O-O

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/27/2022 12:25:00 PM

Thank you Indiana, shame Putin wasn't on the throne lol. Tom

John Watt

Date: 5/25/2022 3:57:00 PM

Tom, you really know how to put the poo in Putin. Wish he would learn his lesson and turn his tanks and planes around and go home.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/25/2022 4:10:00 PM

Thank you John, shame he wasn't on the throne when it landed. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/25/2022 1:05:00 PM

Wow! Here we go looby-loo!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/25/2022 2:40:00 PM

Lol, thanks Kim. Tom

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/25/2022 10:11:00 AM

Hilarious! So much fun to read but not much fun to be in this fight!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/25/2022 10:25:00 AM

Thank you Caren just glad it didn't hit an apartment block, shame Putin wasn't sat on the throne. Tom

Susan Lawrence

Date: 5/24/2022 9:05:00 PM

Tom, What will they hit next ? Its too crazy and so pointless. So glad the loo was empty !! Susan :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/25/2022 6:10:00 AM

Thank you very much Susan, a shame that madman Putin wasn't on the throne. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/24/2022 4:48:00 AM

Good one Tom! Keep 'em coming! Happy Tuesday!!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 6:29:00 AM

Thank you very much Mike, hope you too have a great day Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/24/2022 2:08:00 AM

Darn, I feel a need now :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 2:29:00 AM

Lol thank you Victor. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 5/24/2022 2:00:00 AM

Is really Hilarious to see such ...accuracy by the advanced weapons of Russia! Well-done my dearest friend, Tom. We must be careful when we go to the loo! Hahaha!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 2:30:00 AM

Lol, thanks Demetrios, always wear a tin hat and listen out for the air aid siren. Tom

Harry Horsman

Date: 5/23/2022 10:23:00 PM

From out of an ugly war, we can still smile, Tom, even if only a moment. or until these aggressive invaders are no more. Keep up with the poems. it a privilege to read them.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 12:24:00 AM

Thank you very much Harry, just a shame a Russian wasn't sitting on the throne or even Putin himself. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 5/23/2022 9:42:00 PM

This is fantastic, Tom ! A costly missile wasted on an Ukrainian loo - an effort as herculean as an ant raping an elephant :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 12:23:00 AM

Thank you Valsa, love your comment, so true. They don't care what they hit. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/23/2022 8:16:00 PM

This is a real loo-loo of a limerick, Tom!! ~ Me and My Llama

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/24/2022 12:21:00 AM

Lol, thanks Gershon, Macchu Pitchu is a lovely place, wink wink. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/23/2022 11:08:00 AM

great political humor, my friend!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/23/2022 11:28:00 AM

Thank you Andrea, shame Putin wasn't on it lol. Tom

Paghunda Zahid

Date: 5/23/2022 6:47:00 AM

This is hilarious. I hope peace will prevail. We have had enough of these wars

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/23/2022 10:18:00 AM

Thank you Paghunda, I agree, it should never have happened. All because of one unhinged madman. Tom

Michael Whatley

Date: 5/23/2022 6:37:00 AM

Lol this is excellent, nice one Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/23/2022 10:16:00 AM

Thank you very much Michael, just glad it was an empty toilet that was hit. Tom

Deb M

Date: 5/22/2022 6:04:00 PM

That gives true meaning to an explosive poo!!! Debx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/23/2022 4:54:00 AM

Lol Deb and an expensive one at that. Tom

David Kavanagh

Date: 5/22/2022 1:20:00 PM

I’m sure Tom, the proverbial poop is hitting the fan every day of the week in the Kremlin, and them Ruskies missile operators are pooping bricks after this one went AWOL, nice one! Cheers David

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/22/2022 1:24:00 PM

Thank you David, the idiot who fired it will have it taken out of his wages lol. Tom

Vijay Pandit

Date: 5/22/2022 12:16:00 PM

I remember they claimed hitting military target. But, didn't know where they really hit. Keep hitting them, Tom. They have earned all the ridicule.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/22/2022 12:22:00 PM

Thank you very much Vijay, you couldn't make it up. Not only is he trying to destroy Ukraine but he's destroying his own country too. Tom