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If You Visit Our Throne Room - Toilet Humour

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When gentlemen stand up to pee I wish that they’d consider me cos I always sit down In OUR room with no crown I’m 'hopping' mad as you can see! (In the UK the throne is another word for the toilet) Poet's notes ... We had workmen in our house today and they never once put the toilet seat down... it drove me crazy! 8/11/19

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/10/2019 7:46:00 PM

I can't put it better than Maurice did below. LOL. Thanks, Jan! Smiles, Gershon

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 11/10/2019 9:34:00 AM

Can't blame you, Jan, I sometimes make the same mistake with myself! The solution is to remove the seat from the bowl, but then some dumb arse male would fall in! Thanks for the stop by. / M

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/9/2019 11:05:00 AM

Hi Jan, That would drive me mad too. I enjoyed the read. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis

Ts Poetry

Date: 11/9/2019 9:34:00 AM

Might have to build a special stall...tiny place for their pee to fall...doesn't have to be wide... fitting Willy inside... for dire times, when nature calls

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/9/2019 6:48:00 AM

Perhaps you should frame this one and hang above the "throne" Jan! It's such a simple thing to do, I've never understood why it's so difficult to remember for most guys, Happy Saturday xxoo

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/8/2019 9:07:00 PM

we use that same expression , Jan. a very cute one.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/8/2019 8:02:00 PM

Your Limerick makes me realize how considerate my husband is. I think it is a pet peeve of the ladies. I enjoyed the humor Jan. xxoo

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/8/2019 6:26:00 PM

That’s ridiculous! Sigh...

Na Na

Date: 11/8/2019 6:26:00 PM

well done Jan. I agree I am one of the few that put the toilet seat down. Its out of respect for my wife. You have to have manners.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/8/2019 4:50:00 PM

Rub their nose in the floor so they can see how the drips erode it! They may not need to clean it up, but they all end up paying for the damage! Aloha! Rico

Ann Foster

Date: 11/8/2019 3:21:00 PM

haha... ann

Jan Allison
Date: 11/8/2019 3:38:00 PM

Glad it made you smile I was literally 'hopping mad' lol:-) hugs jan xx