Thoroughly Poems - Poems about Thoroughly

Though still as loving, still as kind and gentle, still as beautiful as they were in days of yore… today’s grandmas are a different breed than the grandmas who came before. Although they still share some similarities…the love they freely give…that twinkle in their eye… the ways we use to think of grandmas…those old cliches… to modern grandma’s don’t...

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And in a pinch reluctantly talk to yours truly, a very reformed Jew rarely attends Synagogue, (he who cannot be named) hails from Prague offtimes provides a wonderful monologue, whereby his eloquence usually finds me agog. Propinquity between scribe of Schwenksville (Pennsylvania) heavily shuns engaging in diatribe loathes bombastic, egotistic, imperialistic, narcissistic, terroristic... zealot trumpeting art of the deal if necessary even coaxing bribe. I would be...

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Such pipedream regarding winning bucket loads of cash, would make monetary woes in an instantaneous flash mine dentures no longer will futilely grind and gnash, cuz I would undergo oral surgery and simultaneously acquire mush sought after gumption, where dental implants could offer million dollar smile mastication boring full force while I monstrously, yet easily mash the most unpalatable pop slop made with tender loving care courtesy the missus. Selective serotonin...

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Pertaining to the nuances and subroutine of said liquid lunch And after many waxing hour's of forensic deconstruction I feel it's only right to say I was very, very drunk at the time And cannot in all honesty even remember exactly what the final outcome was Nor in fact what the actual meeting was pertaining too in the first place But i...

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A Thoroughly Modern Monster It’s hard to be a monster Living in a modern world. I’ve only got claws, not fingers, And can’t even unlock my phone… An Apple is no longer something to munch And Orange turned into Everything Everywhere. I now can’t eat runners for lunch As I can’t even bite through their lycra! It’s hard being a stylish monster When you’re bald,...

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Love me Lord for I Am Dirty Wash Me Thoroughly Oh, Lord I'm dirty wash me God, I am lonely love me Lord I'm a sinner Save me Save me Wash me Love me wash me over and over and over again I am dirty, wash me I'm so lonely, alone, so alone; Lord, God hold me, love me; Hold me Hold me Love me Hold me Cleanse me deep from within; Beneath...

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Trump Thoroughly Becoming Terrible Trump was thoroughly becoming terrible, As well as unsure of self and unbearable; Standing tall; Real goof ball; Like broken record appearing irrepairable. Jim Horn...

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Lord I am a sinner And you grace has supplied Gives me another chance for eternal life Jesus I ask of you and the Father Father God forgive me Of, ALL my sins from birth until now Father God forgive me I'm a dirty one I don't under stand why God Father you love me so And I thank-you, for another chance And I thank-you,...

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Trump Thoroughly Upset Starting this one from scratch. Trump is upset and has made us upset; Seems to fool around and always fret; Injured in shade, By a grenade, Was in offensive he thinks they call Tet. He even lied about this. What spurs him on amazes me and I have many bones to pick with him. Have heard he has Vietnam Vet on his...

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Those past discouragements and unheeded advices made everything harder for me, to reconsider love more thoroughly... Did I ever find that true somebody, who would have believed so blindly in my unquestionable sentimentality, and not in my loyal feelings living inside; have I been so selfcentered or put on a face of insincerity? I eagerly searched for that perfect woman with the urge of an irrational...

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