Thighs Poems - Poems about Thighs

Just a Rumor

My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest. 
You must forgive my breasts…they've been upbeat and perky for many years and they deserve a rest. 
My calves have a sense of fun! Bored with the same tan color,

If I Could Unpart My Thighs

Another quiet
but soothing
island atmosphere
engulfed in gold rays
on the beach and deck
if only I could unpart my thighs
I can absorb the saltwater
piercing against my bones and veins

A diss from my thighs

Love doesn’t exist without memories. 
Pain doesn’t settle without a scar.
Emotions doesn’t survive without the heart.
Bleeding isn’t always Red.
My thoughts aren’t always pure.
My smile wasn’t always a mask.
Your words have always been vague.

My pants aren’t always open, yet I draw you in, for a premium comfort.
My hearing isn’t always for lies.
Lies that you sprout like

Thunder Thighs

A girl with a full figure.
 Hated to be bigger .
   Stopped sweets and pies .
     Hoping to lose layers  of  booty and  thunder thighs.
       Unfortunately, she was enlarged  by a picker .

Sensous Soccer Thighs

     When young, I drooled over muscular soccer thighs.
     I did not a rip about deep blue skies!

     I even dated a super FIFA star!
     To me, he was a bronzed, god-like,and from Mars.

     I’d

Do Trees Have Eyes and Does Your Wife Or Husband Have Thighs

Trees are alive. I have eyes. We look at "Trees" as we ride or walk by. Trees seem to have "Eyes". Does that"Tree" see you when you water it or touch it or when you cut it down to try to rebuild your home town?  "Trees are "Alive"."Trees " will survive,and do survive,and "Trees

Tessas Thighs

Tessa's Thighs
Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you in your cut down jeans. So awesomely fecking sexy. 

See the curve of your tailpipe where there's no material, your table top lips tight against the fabric curtains. You need

My Laughter Could Kill Me

My laughter could be my death if assaulters 

just pulled up pants to their thighs

Thighs On My Head, Chicken Fight

A broad, Las Vegas swimming pool,
still open the late in the night,
my buddy stands across from me,
and on his broad shoulders alights

a tall and olive-skinned beauty,
not two hours ago they met,
on my shoulders a small red-head,
who goes by the name of Yvette.

We met them drinking in a bar,
but it was such a quiet scene,
then my

Her Prize Gave Rise

Much smaller than her Mom's full size
she once took Mom's bra as a prize.
When placed on her tips
it fell to her hips
then dipped to sad land on her thighs.

Sensitive Thighs

Don't know if you know this but I have very sensitive thighs
They're certainly a match for my extremely sensitive eyes
My Mommy and Daddy
Made me a sweet loving laddie
Don't mean to brag but I'm really quite a prize

Her Venomous Thighs

Her venomous thighs

When I saw her thighs
I knew it was my time
Yes my time to shine
My tingling muscle rose in size
And I had to assault with my lies
But then she got me by surprise 
When she looked at me with her
Sexy positive eyes
And said I will bring the other guy
I asked... Why?
She said she wanted

My Thighs

My thighs were always way too fat
Back in my younger days.
It really wasn’t fair at all
Since minis were the craze.

But that was many years ago;
I’ve lost a bit of weight
And all of me is thin enough
So styles cooperate.

Except I never realized
When I thought that life was simpler
That older thighs, despite their size,
Are ugly, loose and

Thighs

A miss, with handsome curved thighs,
From men she elicited sighs
- Try as they would
- None of them could
Ever lay hands on the prize.

An Ode To the Thighs

The mountain, it was steep.
The snow was very deep.
Caused involuntary “ahs”
from anyone who saw.

To get up to the top
was not some little hop.
It took tram, chair and poma
to tackle that big momma.

To start from the summit,
a near vertical plummet,
took the heart of a lion,
and left most people cryin’.

He checks skis, boots and poles,
but really he

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