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Best Thighs Poems


An Ode To the Thighs
The mountain, it was steep.
The snow was very deep.
Caused involuntary “ahs”
from anyone who saw.

To get up to the top
was not some little hop.
It took tram, chair and poma
to tackle that big momma.

To start from the summit,
a near vertical plummet,
took the heart of a lion,
and left...

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Categories: thighs, humorous, poetry, snow, sports,
Form: Ballad
Thighs
A miss, with handsome curved thighs,
From men she elicited sighs
- Try as they would
- None of them could
Ever lay hands on the prize....

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Categories: thighs, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Ghost Between Her Thighs
The ghost between V's thighs

What lies heavily on her minds?  A three word phrase
I am beautiful!
Passion, strength and fire
they control by her inner thoughts

She relies on her beauty
For breakfast, lunch and dinner
 Quenching the thirst, silencing the groans
  His move relies on her...

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Categories: thighs, angst, black african american,
Form:

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Messianic Thighs
They found her folded over her kneecaps
between the black mirror in the heart of his tires
and the grimy curb tugging shamelessly at her skirt,
her face to the sky and her eyes full of stars.

    -It's not beautiful-
She said to no one in...

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Categories: thighs, sad
Form: Free verse
Broken Thighs
In a misty morn
                                         ...

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Categories: thighs, allegory, faith, people, social,
Form: Limerick
Her Neck Screamed One Tune Though Her Thighs Screamed Another
Again I played witness
To the stunning vignette that was her body
All evening the thought to compose words
Materialized from a former canyon of desolation
Merely because I had been swept into the distance
As I am forsaken to ponder
When she’ll become attainable...

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Categories: thighs, life,
Form: Verse



Tessas Thighs
Tessa's Thighs
Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you in your cut down jeans. So awesomely fecking sexy. 

See the curve of your tailpipe where there's no material, your...

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Categories: thighs, eulogy, imagination, surreal,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Do Trees Have Eyes and Does Your Wife Or Husband Have Thighs
Trees are alive. I have eyes. We look at "Trees" as we ride or walk by. Trees seem to have "Eyes". Does that"Tree" see you when you water it or touch it or when you cut it down to try to rebuild your home town?...

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Categories: thighs, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme Royal
Her Venomous Thighs
Her venomous thighs

When I saw her thighs
I knew it was my time
Yes my time to shine
My tingling muscle rose in size
And I had to assault with my lies
But then she got me by surprise 
When she looked at me with her
Sexy positive eyes
And said I...

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Categories: thighs, africa,
Form: Rhyme
They Don'T Check Thighs
They'll check my wrist
They'll look me in the eyes
I'll throw in a twist
They won't check my thighs

It'll be easier to cover
My dirty little secret

So easily hidden
No one will ever know
I've done the forbidden

I don't need a jacket
I wear pants everyday

When they see the blood
I'll blame...

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Categories: thighs, depression, sad,
Form: Rhyme
My Thighs
My thighs were always way too fat
Back in my younger days.
It really wasn’t fair at all
Since minis were the craze.

But that was many years ago;
I’ve lost a bit of weight
And all of me is thin enough
So styles cooperate.

Except I never realized
When I thought that life...

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Categories: thighs, body,
Form: Rhyme
Stood the Test of Thighs
Examined, verdict, weak
Examined, verdict, weak 
Third attempt, the verdict is weak 
How different man are you, from an animal that can't curb his crave?
What man are you, who can't perceive his grave?
This is not for the swift
If leaders couldn’t hide
What hope is left for followers...

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Categories: thighs, spiritual,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Just a Rumor

My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest. 
You must forgive my breasts…they've been upbeat and perky for many years and they deserve a rest. 
My calves have...

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Categories: thighs, body, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Laughter Could Kill Me
My laughter could be my death if assaulters 

just pulled up pants to their thighs


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Categories: thighs, character, clothes, conflict, death,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Her Prize Gave Rise
Much smaller than her Mom's full size

she once took her bra as a prize.

When placed on her tips

it fell to her hips

then dipped to capsize on her thighs.




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Categories: thighs, body, clothes, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things