Best Thighs Poems
An Ode To the ThighsThe mountain, it was steep.
The snow was very deep.
Caused involuntary “ahs”
from anyone who saw.
To get up to the top
was not some little hop.
It took tram, chair and poma
to tackle that big momma.
To start from the summit,
a near vertical plummet,
took the heart of a lion,
and left...
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Categories:
thighs, humorous, poetry, snow, sports,
Form:
Ballad
ThighsA miss, with handsome curved thighs,
From men she elicited sighs
- Try as they would
- None of them could
Ever lay hands on the prize....
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Categories:
thighs, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Ghost Between Her ThighsThe ghost between V's thighs
What lies heavily on her minds? A three word phrase
I am beautiful!
Passion, strength and fire
they control by her inner thoughts
She relies on her beauty
For breakfast, lunch and dinner
Quenching the thirst, silencing the groans
His move relies on her...
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Categories:
thighs, angst, black african american,
Form:
Messianic ThighsThey found her folded over her kneecaps
between the black mirror in the heart of his tires
and the grimy curb tugging shamelessly at her skirt,
her face to the sky and her eyes full of stars.
-It's not beautiful-
She said to no one in...
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Categories:
thighs, sad
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
thighs, allegory, faith, people, social,
Form:
Limerick
Her Neck Screamed One Tune Though Her Thighs Screamed AnotherAgain I played witness
To the stunning vignette that was her body
All evening the thought to compose words
Materialized from a former canyon of desolation
Merely because I had been swept into the distance
As I am forsaken to ponder
When she’ll become attainable...
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Categories:
thighs, life,
Form:
Verse
Tessas ThighsTessa's Thighs
Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you in your cut down jeans. So awesomely fecking sexy.
See the curve of your tailpipe where there's no material, your...
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Categories:
thighs, eulogy, imagination, surreal,
Form:
Verse
Do Trees Have Eyes and Does Your Wife Or Husband Have ThighsTrees are alive. I have eyes. We look at "Trees" as we ride or walk by. Trees seem to have "Eyes". Does that"Tree" see you when you water it or touch it or when you cut it down to try to rebuild your home town?...
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Categories:
thighs, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Her Venomous ThighsHer venomous thighs
When I saw her thighs
I knew it was my time
Yes my time to shine
My tingling muscle rose in size
And I had to assault with my lies
But then she got me by surprise
When she looked at me with her
Sexy positive eyes
And said I...
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Categories:
thighs, africa,
Form:
Rhyme
They Don'T Check ThighsThey'll check my wrist
They'll look me in the eyes
I'll throw in a twist
They won't check my thighs
It'll be easier to cover
My dirty little secret
So easily hidden
No one will ever know
I've done the forbidden
I don't need a jacket
I wear pants everyday
When they see the blood
I'll blame...
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Categories:
thighs, depression, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
My ThighsMy thighs were always way too fat
Back in my younger days.
It really wasn’t fair at all
Since minis were the craze.
But that was many years ago;
I’ve lost a bit of weight
And all of me is thin enough
So styles cooperate.
Except I never realized
When I thought that life...
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Categories:
thighs, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Stood the Test of ThighsExamined, verdict, weak
Examined, verdict, weak
Third attempt, the verdict is weak
How different man are you, from an animal that can't curb his crave?
What man are you, who can't perceive his grave?
This is not for the swift
If leaders couldn’t hide
What hope is left for followers...
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Categories:
thighs, spiritual,
Form:
Ballad
Just a Rumor
My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest.
You must forgive my breasts…they've been upbeat and perky for many years and they deserve a rest.
My calves have...
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Categories:
thighs, body, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Laughter Could Kill MeMy laughter could be my death if assaulters
just pulled up pants to their thighs
...
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Categories:
thighs, character, clothes, conflict, death,
Form:
Epigram
Her Prize Gave RiseMuch smaller than her Mom's full size
she once took her bra as a prize.
When placed on her tips
it fell to her hips
then dipped to capsize on her thighs.
...
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Categories:
thighs, body, clothes, funny, giggle,
Form:
Limerick