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Funny Thank You Poems

These Funny Thank You poems are examples of Thank You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thank You Funny poems written by international poets.

Funny Jokes For The Coming Holidays Read At Your Own Risk Thank You

Why couldn't the lizard get married and have children?
Because he had Reptile Dysfunction.

Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra.
The police...

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Categories: thank you, funny, sensual, silly,

True Friend


I sometimes feel you could hear every 
word I say,
Strange, I know, you are a thousand 
miles away.
Sometimes, when I am feeling down 
and low,
Your...

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Categories: thank you, friend, friendship love, thank

Thanks, Sorry, I Love You - Thirty-nine Minutes

I accepted the sentence, handed down by the judge,
got thirty-nine minutes to live; he wouldn't budge.
I should read more carefully, but I understand,
just one line...

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Categories: thank you, death, i love you,

My Fellow Poets

Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Categories: thank you, appreciation, art, dark, deep,

Thank You

I never could understand, 
How I could feel this way for such man.
It was if he knew my heart and soul,
He walked into my life...

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Categories: thank you, love, romantic,

Saddle Your Horse

Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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Categories: thank you, appreciation, business, celebration, funny

I Chose You

Before I could walk or say my ABCs 
My little heart was protected and you had the keys 

It's kind of funny but I didn't...

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Categories: thank you, angel, blessing, devotion, feelings,

Thank You

Thank You

All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Nothing else…

Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create...

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Categories: thank you, appreciation, character, heart, humanity,

Thank You

Jan 3 2022

new year
new time
isn’t it funny how we request old lives?
soon it’ll be not a new me
an old me craving grey
again I find
looking glass...

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Categories: thank you, appreciation, goodbye, solitude, strength,

Thank You To My Pillow

I’m glad you have two sides
So I can switch you through the night
I have to feel that cool spot
On my face to feel just right

At...

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Categories: thank you, funny, funny love, humorous,

Thanks All For Smile and Laughter

All poets make me smile, laugh with awesome, at times funny, poems~ thank you

Note: I felt it would be unfair to mention one as all...

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Categories: thank you,

Out of the Frying Pan

I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel...

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Categories: thank you, food, funny love, thank

Thank You Gershon

A dedication to a kind, genuine poet , Gershon…who contributes so much to the site.

Gershon has brought so much to this site
Laughter, fun, strength and...

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Categories: thank you, appreciation, friend, poets,

Thank You

Thank you
Thank you so much 
For waking up my soul
For making me realise 
Now I know that no matter 
How broken a soul could be...

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Categories: thank you, absence, destiny, emotions,

Thank You

Thank you….

Thank you for all the memories that you left us to cherish.

I remember when you were first born
I named you Daijon, I called you...

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Categories: thank you, destiny, family, feelings, i