Funny Thank You Poems | Examples
These Funny Thank You poems are examples of Thank You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thank You Funny poems written by international poets.
I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel some potatoes
Then she gets some liquid out.
As I look on in wonder,
At what it's all about.
She then chops up the potatoes
And drops them in the pan.
I don't know what she is doing,
After all, I'm just a man.
At last she shouts it's ready,
She says she's made my tea.
She's sat there eating a takeaway,
And it's a plate of chips for me.
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Heidi Sands
8/13/20
Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.
Mashes the trash, burns it to ash,
Recycles all that's allowed;
A self-made man with a garbage can
That ought to make him proud.
Dougy Dumps whines and grumps
"Nobody gives me respect!
If not for me the world would be
Garbage-bedecked! Cluttered and wrecked!
Sad and neglected, infested, infected
But thanks to me it all gets collected!"
Well thank you Doug-in-a-Dumper
For keeping our alleyways bright
Put on your very best jumper
And we'll take you out tonight.
I am strong because of you,
vulnerable no more.
I had to grow a backbone
when you walked out the door.
I am no longer needy
like the woman you left behind.
I've learned to stand on my own two feet
and I now know my own mind.
Independant and self-aware
I am now, because of you.
So I thank you for all you did
when you told me we were through.
I wouldn't be that woman again
if you offered me a million bucks
and as for you and your life now,
well I really don't give two... figs.
The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap
The wind chills the earth
and i am chilled to the bone
in the winter sun
To poetrysoup.com
And my wonderful gang
Who promised they would
Help watch for my brain
Mind or brain I'm not sure which
But thanks for your kind concern
With your help I am sure
That it will soon return