Funny Thank You Poems | Examples
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I sometimes feel you could hear every
word I say,
Strange, I know, you are a thousand
miles away.
Sometimes, when I am feeling down
and low,
Your message pops up on my phone,
I smile and think, how did you know,
as your sweet words and funny pictures
carry me through the day,
You have always taken an interest in
my life and never failed to enquire how
I have been,
Sharing your time, love and support,
not once have you been abrupt or mean,
Our friendship, a bond well-established
and strong, I hope it will never fade,
May it continue to evolve and reach a
few more decades.
Your presence in my life is something
special, and I describe it as a rare
treasure,
You can make an outing to the Cafe
seem like an adventure,
Being in your company is exciting and
a pleasure,
Your generosity can’t be compared or
measured.
No matter how much I rack my brains
going over and over,
The answer is the same, you're my
best friend and my four-leaf clover,
Your efforts and time are valued more
than I could ever say or show,
I am lucky to have you in my life
and this is my way of letting you
know.
by Zyrool
I accepted the sentence, handed down by the judge,
got thirty-nine minutes to live; he wouldn't budge.
I should read more carefully, but I understand,
just one line per minute is all he will demand.
I wish I had time to write down every song
to play at my funeral, so folks can sing along.
There's a lot of things to say - things I never told.
There ain't much time left, no more reason to withhold.
Thank you, I'm sorry. I love you. That covers it.
I would elaborate, but time does not permit.
So, now, I'm a happy man, and can die in peace.
Wait! I'm not, somethin's gonna cause my life to cease!
Could it be an anvil or piano from above?
Maybe someone will shoot or just give me a shove.
Funny how words can take a life, they have such weight -
but if so, they can give it back, now, ain't that great?
So, the first thing I'll tell you, without more ado -
thanks, I'm sorry, and most of all, I love you.
I never could understand,
How I could feel this way for such man.
It was if he knew my heart and soul,
He walked into my life and made me whole.
Taking away all doubt and insecurities,
Giving hope and love that I never had in me.
As though we both were wandering in this world alone.
Searching for that something or someone,
That to us was still unknown.
It’s funny how our paths did cross,
If it had not happened, we would still be lost.
But we found each other on that day,
And together we would be for all our days.
You’ll never really know what you’ve done for me,
But I plan to thank you now and for entity.
Thank You
All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Nothing else…
Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create such a powerful force?
To which ease the minds of others to show appreciation
That can calm emotions, begin friendships, and even create a smile
Two short words that have the power to possibly alter your life’s pathway
Funny how hard those words are sometimes hard to find
We allow ourselves to get in the way of kindness
The wall of stubbornness peaks through the door, breaking down any thoughts
Clouds overcome our judgement and we allow ourselves to get in the way of doing what is right
How uncanny the simplest of gestures can make everything okay
Just two short words…Thank You
Copyright @ Tammy Flanagan 2022
Jan 3 2022
new year
new time
isn’t it funny how we request old lives?
soon it’ll be not a new me
an old me craving grey
again I find
looking glass and time
don’t sink as well as I do
(thank you)
I’m glad you have two sides
So I can switch you through the night
I have to feel that cool spot
On my face to feel just right
At first I just start turning you
To make you feel ok
Your fluffiness doesn’t matter to me
It’s your coolness that I crave
You may say that I’m crazy
But with you I do sleep better
When I reach and turn you over
You are the perfect temperature
I hold you oh so tight at night
You never let me down
No matter what I say to you
You never ever frown
You’re warm and fluffy when I’m cold
And full of coolness when I’m hot
You never say a word to me
Despite my midnight plots
I turn you several times a night
And always sing your praise
I’m so happy that you don’t complain
Even through your lonely days
I can’t be with you always
Though I think of you quite often
I daydream we’ll be together
As soon as I leave the office
I know you’ll always be right there
Exactly where I left you
You jump just when you feel my touch
As soon as I need to hold you
Thank you for your comfort
And support on those cold nights
And especially for your coolness
All those times I held you tight
All poets make me smile, laugh with awesome, at times funny, poems~ thank you
Note: I felt it would be unfair to mention one as all have made me smile/ laugh at different occassions. At times joy fills me, at times I laugh so much that I am filled with tears of laughter. You all are wonderful, at times funny. I express my heartfelt gratitude to all for brightening my day. Thank you:)
Syllable count checked at poetry soup syllabus counter
I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel some potatoes
Then she gets some liquid out.
As I look on in wonder,
At what it's all about.
She then chops up the potatoes
And drops them in the pan.
I don't know what she is doing,
After all, I'm just a man.
At last she shouts it's ready,
She says she's made my tea.
She's sat there eating a takeaway,
And it's a plate of chips for me.
A dedication to a kind, genuine poet , Gershon…who contributes so much to the site.
Gershon has brought so much to this site
Laughter, fun, strength and light
Friendship and care when things are rough
Faith and prayer to get through what is tough
He is entertaining, funny, caring and true
There is always something he can bring you!
His poems are cherished, with variety he brings
We are lucky to share, for his words have wings
Bringing us to greater heights to see
Thank you Gershon, for all you’ve done for me!
Heidi Sands
8/13/20
Thank you
Thank you so much
For waking up my soul
For making me realise
Now I know that no matter
How broken a soul could be
It'll always find a way of loving
Another soul purely so
It's funny that we met once
But it felt like a decade
Like we celebrated anniversaries
I thought I was no longer vulnerable
That I had time to recover
But I did not
Mentally i was prepared
Physically i was confused
And emotionally dead
Then you happened
Enlightened my soul
Ignited my feelings
And brought happiness
But hey
You know how love is
When it hit the right spot
It makes you weak
And easily persuaded
That's why we need
Strong people to fall in with
But that's not the point
You see the truth is I love you
And I'm hurt by that
I tried by all means but....
A true tale I will tell of an old timid man
Who was known for his strange, funny rhymes.
But his doggerel junk had this man in a funk
For he knew it would ne’r see the Times.
“Could he find someone kind who would help him,” he thought
“Are there those in this world who might care?”
Then a forum of poets, a quorum of "know its"
Gathered 'round who had oodles to share.
So he wrote; although scared, and they read, then they shared
Lots of tips that would help him along.
Now his humor still flows in both rhyme and in prose
But his meter and form are now strong.
Just imagine the shame, had this man quit the game
And just buried his gift way back then.
It took courage ‘tis true but the joy that he knew
Soon grew greater than gold in the end!
For the “Parable of the Talents” Contest
Sponsored by: Holly Primerano
September 20, 2018
Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.
Mashes the trash, burns it to ash,
Recycles all that's allowed;
A self-made man with a garbage can
That ought to make him proud.
Dougy Dumps whines and grumps
"Nobody gives me respect!
If not for me the world would be
Garbage-bedecked! Cluttered and wrecked!
Sad and neglected, infested, infected
But thanks to me it all gets collected!"
Well thank you Doug-in-a-Dumper
For keeping our alleyways bright
Put on your very best jumper
And we'll take you out tonight.
A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.
Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to inspire.
Thank you for forever letting me moan,
Advice on hand and an ear on loan.
Cracking jokes and making me laugh,
So much better than the rest of the staff.
It's really been a continuous pleasure,
They don't deserve you, you absolute treasure!
Now Lord I know that I don't visit your house on Sunday, and yes sometimes I do complain about working on Monday. I know you've seen me drink a few, and I'm sure you've heard me say a cuss word or two, but there's one thing you know about me, a perfect person I don't pretend to be.
Although it doesn't always show, I do love and believe you. Thank you for the hard times you've gotten me through, for the lessons you taught me for the things I do. For two children so precious and sweet. Lord you know they don't always act right but Lord you know I lovem in spite.
Just like our children, we are all human. We don't always act just right, but dear Lord I just thank you for lovin us in spite.
I listen to the silence of the twinkling stars,
as they slowly fade in the early morning light.
Past misty mushroom crinoline clouds
Dawn winks through breathy eyelashes
blowing each tiny candle flame out.
Like dreamy silhouettes cast long against
the darkening ominous shadows,
to face another day seems but wasted human sorrow.
Then, through the gloom, sweet, like viscous dripping honey,
your words so tenderly sooth my anxious mind.
Your wit so quick, so wise, so funny,
brightens the dark of the gloomiest night.
With your gentle caress I feel new found warmth
and look upon the awakened face of a brightened sunrise
once again seeing the promise of my heart’s desire
as your warm shaft of healing light starts to mend my broken heart.
09/01/2017