Funny Thank You Poems | Examples

These Funny Thank You poems are examples of Thank You poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thank You Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberOut of the Frying Pan

I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel some potatoes
Then she gets some liquid out.
As I look on in wonder,
At what it's all about.
She then chops up the potatoes
And drops them in the pan.
I don't know what she is doing,
After all, I'm just a man.
At last she shouts it's ready,
She says she's made my tea.
She's sat there eating a takeaway,
And it's a plate of chips for me.


Premium MemberThank You Gershon

A dedication to a kind, genuine poet , Gershon…who contributes so much to the site.

Gershon has brought so much to this site
Laughter, fun, strength and light
Friendship and care when things are rough
Faith and prayer to get through what is tough
He is entertaining, funny, caring and true
There is always something he can bring you!
His poems are cherished, with variety he brings
We are lucky to share, for his words have wings
Bringing us to greater heights to see
Thank you Gershon, for all you’ve done for me!

Heidi Sands

8/13/20

Premium MemberThe Cordial Mister Dumpster

Douglas Dempster the Dumpster King
Hates to be called Doug Dumpster
But he's to blame if that's his name
Denying it is a real stumper.

Mashes the trash, burns it to ash,
Recycles all that's allowed;
A self-made man with a garbage can
That ought to make him proud.

Dougy Dumps whines and grumps
"Nobody gives me respect!
If not for me the world would be
Garbage-bedecked! Cluttered and wrecked!
Sad and neglected, infested, infected
But thanks to me it all gets collected!"

Well thank you Doug-in-a-Dumper
For keeping our alleyways bright
Put on your very best jumper
And we'll take you out tonight.

Premium MemberThank You

 I am strong because of you,
vulnerable no more.
I had to grow a backbone
when you walked out the door.

I am no longer needy
like the woman you left behind.
I've learned to stand on my own two feet
and I now know my own mind.

Independant and self-aware
I am now, because of you.
So I thank you for all you did
when you told me we were through.

I wouldn't be that woman again
if you offered me a million bucks
and as for you and your life now,
well I really don't give two... figs.

Premium MemberThe Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap


Premium MemberHot Cocoa

The wind chills the earth
and i am chilled to the bone
in the winter sun

Premium MemberIn Appreciation

To poetrysoup.com
And my wonderful gang
Who promised they would
Help  watch for my brain
Mind or brain I'm not sure which
But thanks for your  kind concern
With your help I am  sure
That it will soon return

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