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The Standard of the High Life

The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap

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Debbie Duncan

April 12, 2013 at 8:06 PM

too funny,,,, when I was waitressing, I never expected tips, though I got them every night. you have a great evening Duke ;}

Summer Uchacz

October 1, 2011 at 11:34 PM

i can't do anything but weep my life is a total mess since it's a person less my lifestyle i would love to keep idk lol Keep writing :)

Gwendolen Song

September 30, 2011 at 10:00 PM

Correct me if I am wrong....are u writing that the govt owes you something...? lol. This is a hoot! Love these fun limericks....poor Miss Muffet too who was drug into the boxing ring with the rest of politics! All the best, Duke.

Andrea Dietrich

September 29, 2011 at 1:15 AM

oh, you are so mean in this one. hahaha. I see you really LOVE limericks. Even more than me, from what I can see. You sure have a lot posted. When I have more time, I hope to see them all.