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Testicles Poems - Poems about Testicles

Fish
...Fish Fish can breathe out of water when: the moon cries, possums get diarrhoea or dance to bongo drums in acid rain storms, insults alight, testicles break out in hives, oil brushes spe......

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Categories: testicles, humor,
Form: Free verse
Acme Brand
...Ceritifacation you must be Seventeen autherorization to marry from a curcuit court or a a certifacate from a licenced physicain. the act of marrying Jewelled Brooch Granite stone Swages anc......

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Categories: testicles, business, film, money, music,
Form: Bio



Premium Member Sanity Loosely Defined
...{Halloween the norm?) (Warning! -- not suitable for children to read nor for folks presently having mental issues. This short work is very graphic and emotionally disturbing) Sanity Loose......

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Categories: testicles, corruption, evil, humanity, perspective,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member chestnuts roasting over an open fire
...My cousin Finn was raving about the new dish at Claude’s Diner. There is no appetizer better, truly nothing finer. They call it Chestnuts roasting over an Open Fire. I had to run out and try it, I......

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Categories: testicles, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Teaching Highlights
...Been teaching for nigh on fifty years, Became a tutor later, my dears, I've taught a bit of everything, Maths and literacy my bells ring, Teaching highlights can be fun, When these Einsteins wer......

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Categories: testicles, appreciation, blessing, children, education,
Form: Free verse



Manson the Surgeon
...Manson, the surgeon. I know of a famous neuro-surgeon who retired at 65 to write a book that made him more famous Now he is 72 and has cancer of the testicles, life in the fast lane has ended.......

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Categories: testicles, best friend, courage, cute,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Up Soup Creek Without a Paddle
...[Every good story needs a sub plot, so…] He watched from his vantage point on the bank’s roof And looked out for folk that he knew were uncouth His years on the run had made him aloof But soon ......

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Categories: testicles, western,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Malapropism
...The Science teacher told his eager class "Alas, I can’t read without my eye glass In rest room, left my testicles" What he meant was ‘spectacles’ The children broke into laughter en masse......

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Categories: testicles, class,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Grateful For Flesh
...if veins pulsed with liquid gold we'd be lucky to last one night victims to pyrite hearted souls who'd suck us dry before first light- if eyes and tongues were made of gems they'd soon be ......

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Categories: testicles, anxiety, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Amorous Venus
...Opalescent Goddess Venus born of the sea, rising from the severed testicles of her father Transmogrified from pearls, created out of love daughter of Caelus her mother the sea Sensuous Godd......

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Categories: testicles, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Climax
...There is nothing more healing, within my own limited experience, than a good vulnerable cooperative compassionate co-invested CLIMAX. There is nothing more of a good full-body well-being ......

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Categories: testicles, anger, happiness, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member I Miss U
...I am glad you have found another heart You took my pain and reversed it from the start Hope has no place for you and I my love Your shallow words thou inked meaningless of A delicate palate ......

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Categories: testicles, absence,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Whip Em Off - For What Makes You Flinch Contest
...Uneasy and queasy cos my TV set Is showing another celebrity vet My legs are crossed tight, just as tight as they get Has that little dog lost his testicles yet While eating my lunch, or was it......

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Categories: testicles, animal, caregiving, cat, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Wheel On a Stick Part 9
...The Cinematic Film Treatment as a stand alone element in the aesthetic revolution we are now not witnessing Happily Married An anthropological graphic novel fantasy shot against a contrast......

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Categories: testicles, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fully Blown Testicles
...Pamplona - full fight - 'El Toro Bravo' Who's got more balls the matador or the bull Nature or nurture the survival is skewed The stage is set culture maintained and the Fiesta bound to u......

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Categories: testicles, love,
Form: Free verse

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