Testicles Poems - Poems about Testicles

...My cousin Finn was raving about the new dish at Claude’s Diner. There is no appetizer better, truly nothing finer. They call it Chestnuts roasting over an Open Fire. I had to run out and try it, I......Read the rest...

...Been teaching for nigh on fifty years, Became a tutor later, my dears, I've taught a bit of everything, Maths and literacy my bells ring, Teaching highlights can be fun, When these Einsteins wer......Read the rest...

...Manson, the surgeon. I know of a famous neuro-surgeon who retired at 65 to write a book that made him more famous Now he is 72 and has cancer of the testicles, life in the fast lane has ended.......Read the rest...

...[Every good story needs a sub plot, so…] He watched from his vantage point on the bank’s roof And looked out for folk that he knew were uncouth His years on the run had made him aloof But soon ......Read the rest...

...The Science teacher told his eager class "Alas, I can’t read without my eye glass In rest room, left my testicles" What he meant was ‘spectacles’ The children broke into laughter en masse......Read the rest...

...if veins pulsed with liquid gold we'd be lucky to last one night victims to pyrite hearted souls who'd suck us dry before first light- if eyes and tongues were made of gems they'd soon be ......Read the rest...

...Opalescent Goddess Venus born of the sea, rising from the severed testicles of her father Transmogrified from pearls, created out of love daughter of Caelus her mother the sea Sensuous Godd......Read the rest...

...There is nothing more healing, within my own limited experience, than a good vulnerable cooperative compassionate co-invested CLIMAX. There is nothing more of a good full-body well-being ......Read the rest...

...I am glad you have found another heart You took my pain and reversed it from the start Hope has no place for you and I my love Your shallow words thou inked meaningless of A delicate palate ......Read the rest...

...Uneasy and queasy cos my TV set Is showing another celebrity vet My legs are crossed tight, just as tight as they get Has that little dog lost his testicles yet While eating my lunch, or was it......Read the rest...

...The Cinematic Film Treatment as a stand alone element in the aesthetic revolution we are now not witnessing Happily Married An anthropological graphic novel fantasy shot against a contrast......Read the rest...

...Pamplona - full fight - 'El Toro Bravo' Who's got more balls the matador or the bull Nature or nurture the survival is skewed The stage is set culture maintained and the Fiesta bound to u......Read the rest...

...rooster testicles will NOT be on the menu when you return home! My son is traveling in the Far East so I googled to see what delicacies he may (or may not) be enjoying! htt......Read the rest...

..."What does it take to lose a man?" I asked to no avail flat chested me in answer to, "Don't put yourself for sale" the surgeon did the breasts, the testicles went west in retrospect I ......Read the rest...

...I could be wrong, we might become righter with left bipolarity now left with right tighter co-arising dipolar. A distinction more tangible as bipolar left science didacticals against Right s......Read the rest...