Short Testicles Poems

There was a man who went out late
And tried to rape a .38
He called women "receptacles"
'Til one blew off his testicles....

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Unfortunately, I can not dance.
I want this badly, but no chance
There is three major obstacles,
My age, my weight, my testicles!...

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I chase him round the hen house; gape on, 
hens.  I picture hot chicken soup on.  
I put on spectacles, 
cut off his testicles; 
now, use-ter be rooster's my capon....

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The Science teacher told his eager class
"Alas, I can’t read without my eye glass
In rest room, left my testicles"
What he meant was ‘spectacles’
The children broke into laughter en masse...

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WHEELS!!!!

Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!...

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I once wore a dress
in an attempt to guess
why women's logics a mess
that causes such distress
falls short to impress
balls help to think best
clearer thought from a hairy chest
more brain from a smaller breast
testicles may help in an IQ test!
©John-Ovan.P.Hull...

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rooster testicles
will NOT be on the menu
when you return home!

My son is traveling in the Far East so I googled to see what delicacies he may (or may not) be enjoying!

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/34750278/ns/travel-destination_travel/t/asias-most-exotic-foods

8/27/18...

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(This is a fictional poem)

When I wouldn't buy my teenage daughter a brand new car, she kicked me in the 
crotch.
From now on I'm not taking my eyes off my testicles, I'm keeping a twenty-four 
hour watch.
It feels like my balls have been smashed by a brick.
I'd give a million bucks if my daughter had balls to kick....

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Nihilist :
Being observed,
makes you feel undressed, naked.
A linear, ramp rage
rises.

Pieces of time 
fall in your mouth. You start behaving 
erratically. Hawthorne effect ?
You know how sharp, stout
are the stings ?

Testicles shrink.
The unrelenting zero burns the fat.
The emptiness was howling.
Time was dying,
and dying was time.


Satish Verma...

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9 elderly gentlemen marching down the street
Naked from the waist down
With sandals on their feet

18 sagging testicles swinging in the breeze
4 of them infected
With dirty little fleas

9 little *****es flapping left and right
All of them erect
What a dreadful sight!

9 elderly gentlemen giving it a whirl
Holding each other’s hands
In search of little girls...

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The misconception towards being gay-

Has aquamarine tentacles than testicles

Where the opaque antagonist will one day;

Leave tissue paper flowers in the vestibules

Enchanted guests stroking infatuation for each other-


They are like the wax of a dying candle

Whose liquid deluge has gained solidarity

Trying to avoid the imminent scandal,

Her gourmet jelly beans bring some clarity 

Enhanced tests, enabling a direction for each other-...

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The orchestra was playing as Titanic was sinking as did Nero while Rome was busy burning and the priest whispered in the ear of the dying farmer that happiness is a choice and Beethoven was deaf when he composed the ninth.

They made the farmer watch as they continually raped his wife cooked and ate his testicles this is life you say as you walk around like the living dead all is well there is nothing amiss decomposing the ninth singing psycho babble songs heading straight for the abyss...

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