Teaching Highlights

Been teaching for nigh on fifty years, Became a tutor later, my dears, I've taught a bit of everything, Maths and literacy my bells ring, Teaching highlights can be fun, When these Einsteins were so young, An octopus has eight testicles, I did read that with my spectacles, Mozart sailed to Vietnam, you know, We lost Vienna on the overthrow, "We don't need no education!" they sang, I made them do sums after lunch bell rang, We gave them education somehow, Despite being such fat old cows, Need GSOH for this teaching gig, Coaching treasures to dream really big!