Taxing Poems - Poems about Taxing

TAXING THOUGHTS Let us hide behind a litany of lunacy Of gods and Gods, prophets and profits Does it do any good to feed the hungry When we are the cause of the hunger To take money from those who work And give it to those who can’t or won’t Do the presidents dogs really need SS protection More than his garage door...

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Nothing quite like taxpaying civilians: tax billionaires of all of their billions. But win ‘em a lottery? Resolve gets quite watery: seems the IRS wants two hundred million. ---------- People reportedly outraged at having to pay $200M in tax on an immediate payout of the $1.6B lottery, lol. (This one is a bit long for a limerick. I wish there was a...

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A Couplet on Taxing Unrealized Gains By Miracle Man 10/27/2021 Biden’s henchmen must think that we have no brains, You must cash in your winnings to spend your gains. ...

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A Couplet on Taxing & Spending By: Tom 10/29/2021 Our elected officials are irrational thinkers, tax and spend ideas are invariable stinkers. ...

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Government ghosts gathers gains greedily 10/4/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Donald Trump rejected Gal-Up poll Reporting it "was pure hyperbole "To be honest with you There is naught I can do My tax returns fell down that Black Hole!...

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An audit caused me so much distress, a demand arrived from IRS I’ve interest to pay or they’ll lock me away my finances are in a huge mess! Neat alcohol's one of my vices - my wallet has hit a huge crisis, much to my chagrin I can’t afford gin I’m angry at inflated prices! FEMALE RUSSIAN DIOPSIDE Size 6 12/23/18...

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They call them value added taxes. In New Zealand it is called Government service tax and it is on everything. I call them the unkindest taxes of all, Any tax that punishes you for being kind to your neighbor, Gives the tax man their cut if you pay for a homeless person's lunch, Or takes a percentage of a a...

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Tomorrow is Our Taxing Day By Franklin Price 4/14/2016 Tomorrow is our taxing day The IRS will have its way Unless you've filed or did extend They'll stick it to you at the end To get a refund you must trust Deductions were not formed from dust For smoke and mirrors with the forms Could get you cells not college dorms Do not tempt the audit...

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When a Norwegian cow passes gas They want to tax the gas from its ‘ass’ A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year Just imagine the stink from its rear!!!! Thanks for the inspiration Anne Lise *** Jan Allison 31st March 2016...

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I pay the tax you keep billing Although very poor I am willing Collective we are rich Alone down to the last stitch A part of this cull of one’s last shilling. Our tax is outrageous Our politicians umbrageous Like one step forward Then two steps backward Is being honest disadvantageous? An old man who lived in a windmill Way up north in the town of...

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Rich ones get richer from our wages. Middle man paid with too many pages. We continue on path. Hiding outrageous wrath, Revolved in political stages, Taxes, taxes, what will be the due. Deductions, exemptions for a few, All my money they have kept. Deducting tears I wept. Tax man arrived claimed all of them too. The poor keeps getting poorer each year. They cannot wait for...

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The hoopla of Christmas has come and gone The checkbook for that spree is overdrawn Lord, please have mercy on me I can already foresee To...

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I met a Sheriff the other day. Just teasing, I happened to say. I am stopping by to pay my taxes. Giving you my money before axes, He said to me, “I get none of that money“. I looked up in surprise, and thought, how funny. He and many others forget our taxes pay salaries. They work for us and their duties...

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A tax for beer, a tax for smokes; So why not tax sex and dope? We need the money- that’s not in doubt, so tax that hooker when she puts out! And tax the dealer who sells the drugs to stupid kids and slimy thugs! While we’re at it, let’s regulate disease and purity in every state Let users know how pure’s the pot; Inform the johns of what she’s got Tax...

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