A Taxing Situation

The hoopla of Christmas has come and gone
   
   The checkbook for that spree is overdrawn

      Lord, please have mercy on me

         I can already foresee

            To pay Uncle Sam my dog I must pawn


Outsourcing IRS I can't condone

   They linked me up to Sierra Leone

      I just could not comprehend

         The guy on the other end

            It was a nasty discourse on the phone


This year the IRS has bled me dry

   May have to mortgage the house to comply

      I've searched for more deductions

         But find no more reductions

            It hurts to laugh and I'm too old to cry

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 6 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Taxing Times" Contest - Feb 2011

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/22/2011 10:53:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Bob in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/5/2011 3:37:00 PM
Robert, I like your Taxing Situation poem. Good write. I certainly can identify with the outsourcing not being condoned. I've had so many voices that I could not understand. It's good to read a fellow airman's poem, but my service during the Korean War was, I'm sure shorter than yours. Japan was a good assignment for me along with a short jaunt to S. Korea. Congrats on you win in the contest.
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Date: 2/4/2011 4:10:00 PM
Hi Robert - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/4/2011 12:01:00 PM
Many congratulations Robert on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
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Date: 2/3/2011 6:28:00 PM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Bob
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Date: 2/3/2011 11:38:00 AM
Bob , my friend Congratulations on your poem's 6th place honor. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/2/2011 7:00:00 PM
Oh Bob, you just get better and better..congrats..I would have put this as # 1...BG
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Date: 2/2/2011 6:51:00 PM
How did I miss seeing this one earlier? This is a great trio of limericks that deserved to rank among the winners in Carolyn's contest.
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Date: 2/2/2011 5:14:00 PM
Rates a 7 with me. Very funny Robert. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/2/2011 2:53:00 PM
funny one Rob enjoyed and congrats on your win = love the last line
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Date: 2/2/2011 2:03:00 PM
Congrats, Sarge. Outstanding well deserved win. Nice going. Ralphie
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:04:00 PM
LOL Whatever you do, don't pawn the dog, Bob! Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:01:00 PM
love this one , congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 2/2/2011 8:54:00 AM
Witty idea on this Limerick series, Bob, best of wishes in contest. Haaa! Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/1/2011 8:22:00 AM
Great way to display Bob in a prayer like state of the poet.. great words my friend.. so true and ones we all share luv... good luck in the contest ..just arrived home from 'paradise' to snow ice and cold.. oh well it is February ..how far can Spring be now luv.???
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Date: 1/31/2011 4:42:00 PM
I've been bled dry too Bob and I think I need a transfusion. Your poem is really funny. Good luck in the contest, Diane
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Date: 1/31/2011 10:58:00 AM
Outstanding entry, Sarge. Got a chuckle or two. Enjoyed. Good luck. Ralphie
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Date: 1/30/2011 3:25:00 PM
Very very witty and hilarious write on the taxation system which is round the corner, Bob
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Date: 1/30/2011 9:48:00 AM
Great limerick on the Tax man and it innuendos our making us turn over every penny Bob.. Good luck for Carolyn's contest.. Enjoy your Sunday ;)
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Date: 1/30/2011 6:00:00 AM
AHH Tax time... Beatles said it best with TaxMan.... very good entry my friend, you hit all the bases with this one.. Baseball analagy since our football teams are home lol....I like the Packers in the big show how about you?
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Date: 1/30/2011 1:42:00 AM
oh no! i hope the government makes good use of our hard earned money, robert.. an amazing piece that will be a fave in the contest! ..:) huggs, nette
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Date: 1/29/2011 10:04:00 PM
I got it in! Not limericks though!
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Date: 1/29/2011 6:12:00 PM
Especially enjoyed the third one. I don't know why, but if I do this, I am thinking regular rhyme will be easier.I better hurry.Gosh,this one is going off the charts. Good luck. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/29/2011 5:58:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Bob. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/29/2011 5:58:00 PM
How unfortunately true! Good stuff!
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