Best Taxing Poems

When a Norwegian cow passes gas
They want to tax the gas from its ‘ass’
A cow passes 4 tonnes of methane each year
Just imagine the stink from its rear!!!!

Thanks for the inspiration Anne Lise ***

Jan Allison 
31st March 2016...

Continue reading...

I met a Sheriff the other day.
Just teasing, I happened to say.
I am stopping by to pay my taxes.
Giving you my money before axes,

He said to me, “I get none of that money“.
I looked up in surprise, and thought, how funny.
He and many others forget...

Continue reading...

TAXING THOUGHTS

Let us hide behind a litany of lunacy
Of gods and Gods, prophets and profits

Does it do any good to feed the hungry
When we are the cause of the hunger

To take money from those who work
And give it to those who can’t or won’t

Do the...

Continue reading...

The hoopla of Christmas has come and gone
   
   The checkbook for that spree is overdrawn

      Lord, please have mercy on me

         I can already foresee

  ...

Continue reading...

Rich ones get richer from our wages.
Middle man paid with too many pages.
We continue on path.
Hiding outrageous wrath,
Revolved in political stages,

Taxes, taxes, what will be the due.
Deductions, exemptions for a few,
All my money they have kept.
Deducting tears I wept.
Tax man arrived claimed all of them...

Continue reading...

An audit caused me so much distress,
a demand arrived from IRS
I’ve interest to pay
or they’ll lock me away
my finances are in a huge mess!

Neat alcohol's one of my vices -
my wallet has hit a huge crisis,
much to my chagrin
I can’t afford gin
I’m angry at inflated...

Continue reading...

I pay the tax you keep billing
Although very poor I am willing
Collective we are rich
Alone down to the last stitch
A part of this cull of one’s last shilling.


Our tax is outrageous
Our politicians umbrageous
Like one step forward
Then two steps backward
Is being honest disadvantageous?


An old man who...

Continue reading...

Tomorrow is Our Taxing Day
By Franklin Price
4/14/2016

Tomorrow is our taxing day
The IRS will have its way
Unless you've filed or did extend
They'll stick it to you at the end

To get a refund you must trust
Deductions were not formed from dust
For smoke and mirrors with the forms
Could...

Continue reading...

A tax for beer,
a tax for smokes;
So why not tax
sex and dope?

We need the money-
that’s not in doubt,
so tax that hooker
when she puts out!

And tax the dealer
who sells the drugs
to stupid kids
and slimy thugs!

While we’re at it,
let’s  regulate
disease and purity
in every  state

Let ...

Continue reading...

Nothing quite like taxpaying civilians:
tax billionaires of all of their billions.
But win ‘em a lottery?
Resolve gets quite watery:
seems the IRS wants two hundred million.



----------


People reportedly outraged at having to pay $200M in tax on an immediate payout of the $1.6B lottery, lol.

(This one is a...

Continue reading...

They call them value added taxes.
In New Zealand it is called Government service tax
and it is on everything.

I call them the unkindest taxes of all,
Any tax that punishes you for being kind to your neighbor,
Gives the tax man their cut if you pay for a...

Continue reading...

Donald Trump rejected Gal-Up poll
Reporting it "was pure hyperbole
"To be honest with you
There is naught I can do
My tax returns fell down that Black Hole!...

Continue reading...

A Couplet
on
Taxing & Spending
By: Tom
10/29/2021

Our elected officials are irrational thinkers,
tax and spend ideas are invariable stinkers.
...

Continue reading...

Government ghosts gathers gains greedily




10/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

Continue reading...

A Couplet
on
Taxing Unrealized Gains
By Miracle Man
10/27/2021

Biden’s henchmen must think that we have no brains,
You must cash in your winnings to spend your gains.
...

Continue reading...