Swinger Poems - Poems about Swinger

...I can understand Cowgirls And some are real cows But 'Cowboys'? Shouldn't they be Bullboys? Why did they call the chimp On Tarzan 'Cheater'? I wouldn't play cards Did Williams Tell spill the b......Read the rest...

...I wish I was a manly man, a poor man’s money monger, Making war and living for the day when I was stronger, Many men are making more than millionaires can squander, Many more are sick and sore but......Read the rest...

...James Bond, is that you? Ever so true. Pecking away, like a woodpecker too? James Bond? I’m not even blond. But I’m still single. Now and beyond. What is your angle, your magical trick? Are y......Read the rest...

...I have a friend who beats his chest Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed He goes out clubbing, club in hand Neanderthal romance, clubber lang. He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl Expe......Read the rest...

... Bar none, the eagle, sought. Two par as golf ball hits the green. Akin to sailing a yacht - money speaks on the screen. He was a swinger, growing up, sundry-sized clubs in hands. ......Read the rest...

...Clouds in the sky drift lazily Sparkling patches of blue linger, Mind daydreaming so hazily Songbirds chirping a moodswinger, Summer is here A time for cheer. Evening sounding so ......Read the rest...

...I be foolin' 'round the playground; Had my teddy by my side. I be foolin' 'round the playground, When she took me for a ride. Thought I'd always be a swinger; Now I'm goin' down the slide. G......Read the rest...

...JANIS Janis; was a rock and roll singer A real hard times, living swinger The sex and drugs, took its toll Before long, that youth was old But; all her songs still sang out Her vocals; were n......Read the rest...

...There once was a couple of old swingers Whom were said to be more than just flingers As they swung 'cross the floors With huge knobs, like some whores You should have seen the size of their rin......Read the rest...

...I once met a sultry girl from Ipanema Dancing in a South American cantina I stepped on her toes The least of her woes But quickly I departed for Argentina.......Read the rest...

...Milton Berle said, “sex at 84 is terrific” “Especially the one in the winter to be specific” That's downright silly 4 times a year, me and my filly A real swinger she's always been and so......Read the rest...

...Autumn She shakes her auburn hair And Summer's loss is Winter's gain The heartbreak moment Here again. A beauty tempting to the eyes Her backdrop; painted vivid, scarlet skies She breezes ......Read the rest...

...I Am Troubadour... I am troubadour; the singer and the swinger of ancient lyrical lines, as I inscribe them with my pen. I am traditionalist; of writing down many thoughts, inscribing them o......Read the rest...

...Hanging out with my acorn friends, Riding wild winds on writhing limbs As round capped surfers without boards I laughed loud when I watched them fall. Looking up with faces of despair They cou......Read the rest...

... My mind a thick fog, a thick fog so deep, it threatens to submerge my thoughts. I know not why, or how, or even who, for the fog makes me it's puppet. It stutters and now I. It f......Read the rest...