Best Swinger Poems

National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce...

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they book
came to cooke
and look
slim and trim
the light was dem
some was serve ham
is was
SWINGER POOL SEX JAM...

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its there thing
they love to swing
they have a open mind
of sex of many kind
check out  there rout
when they get started
SWINGER
SEX PARTY...

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I once met a sultry girl from Ipanema
Dancing in a South American cantina
I stepped on her toes
The least of her woes
But quickly I departed for...

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A friend, an uncle, a pawpaw, a father, a husband, a son
   These are a few of the titles you've earned
Precise, concern, loving,...

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"Poetry Souper Heroes:  The Sequel"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

As we last saw, Anita Sharma was coming in
What's that Melody Thomas, I had to ask...

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Sister monkey’s not so innocent
‘cause it’s not just in trees that she’s spent
all her time. She told me
that a swinger was she!
Now I understand just...

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Saw a girl walkin’ down the road
Stopped to talk, then that pretty face glowed
"Hey there girl, where ya headin’?"
"California, babe. You’re a swinger I’m bettin’."

California...

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Dear Miss Monkey Manners, I’m in need of your advice,
My boyfriend is a swinger and he isn’t very nice.
I’m a Proboscis Monkey so I exhibit...

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Man and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls

Just how much you get...

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ARTE MAYOR*: Neither Cricket nor Football

Is this the way to prop A-first
Sock not oval ball overhead
Slam not round ball with drumstick dead
Cut not corporate tax:...

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Costa Rica Tour

Sit right back and I’ll tell you all
About our recent trip
Somewhere in Costa Rica
We left our cruise line ship
The bus ride – uneventful
Out...

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I cried on a pale tree within my reach
Anguish flowed with a life lesson to teach
Though not a swinger
Here is the zinger
I can truly say...

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Autumn

She shakes her auburn hair
And Summer's loss is Winter's gain
The heartbreak moment
Here again.

A beauty tempting to the eyes
Her backdrop; painted vivid, scarlet skies
She breezes in...

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(A hullabaloo in hotel Astor)


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