The Golf Swinger

National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Lane Avatar
May 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Your forecast certainly turned out to be true. lol
Allison Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 8:09 PM
ha ha ha love it - I attempted to play golf - I had an incredible handicap I couldnt hit the blinking ball lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Beaufort Avatar
December 28, 2024 at 10:49 AM
Jan, he has a skill we don't have. It's strange that such a premium gets placed on the ability to putt around. Take care!!
Duncan Avatar
August 10, 2013 at 3:07 PM
Well I guess she did divorce him, because he was swinging too much ;}
Beaufort Avatar
December 28, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Too funny Debby, Hope you are well and have a great 2025. We're not still young....only wise!
Breidenthal Avatar
April 6, 2013 at 8:58 PM
A very great one here! (: Always, Laura
Beaufort Avatar
December 28, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Wishing you a happy new year! I am hoping you are having a great life!!!
Dietrich Avatar
November 17, 2012 at 2:01 PM
hahaha
Beaufort Avatar
December 28, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Andrea, goodness this was only 12 years ago. Seems like yesterday! Be well!
Kelly Avatar
January 24, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Yeah ! Duke , it seems he drives well on the fairway , but does'nt fair well on the driveway . You really are King of the Limericks . Well done again , with your witty presentations !!! ...
Beaufort Avatar
December 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Sean, I just looked at your comment. Very funny indeed!
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