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The Golf Swinger

National Enquirer’s the source When a Tiger’s balls go off course A scorecard obscene Of links far from the green That just might be cause for divorce

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Lin Lane

Date: 5/2/2025 8:23:00 PM

Your forecast certainly turned out to be true. lol

Jan Allison

Date: 10/11/2015 8:09:00 PM

ha ha ha love it - I attempted to play golf - I had an incredible handicap I couldnt hit the blinking ball lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:49:00 AM

Jan, he has a skill we don't have. It's strange that such a premium gets placed on the ability to putt around. Take care!!

Debbie Duncan

Date: 8/10/2013 3:07:00 PM

Well I guess she did divorce him, because he was swinging too much ;}

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:48:00 AM

Too funny Debby, Hope you are well and have a great 2025. We're not still young....only wise!

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/6/2013 8:58:00 PM

A very great one here! (: Always, Laura

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:48:00 AM

Wishing you a happy new year! I am hoping you are having a great life!!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/17/2012 2:01:00 PM

hahaha

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:47:00 AM

Andrea, goodness this was only 12 years ago. Seems like yesterday! Be well!

Sean Kelly

Date: 1/24/2010 10:52:00 AM

Yeah ! Duke , it seems he drives well on the fairway , but does'nt fair well on the driveway . You really are King of the Limericks . Well done again , with your witty presentations !!! ...

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:45:00 AM

Sean, I just looked at your comment. Very funny indeed!