The Golf Swinger

National Enquirer’s the source
When a Tiger’s balls go off course
A scorecard obscene
Of links far from the green
That just might be cause for divorce
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 5/2/2025 8:23:00 PM
Your forecast certainly turned out to be true. lol
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Date: 10/11/2015 8:09:00 PM
ha ha ha love it - I attempted to play golf - I had an incredible handicap I couldnt hit the blinking ball lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:49:00 AM
Jan, he has a skill we don't have. It's strange that such a premium gets placed on the ability to putt around. Take care!!
Date: 8/10/2013 3:07:00 PM
Well I guess she did divorce him, because he was swinging too much ;}
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:48:00 AM
Too funny Debby, Hope you are well and have a great 2025. We're not still young....only wise!
Date: 4/6/2013 8:58:00 PM
A very great one here! (: Always, Laura
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:48:00 AM
Wishing you a happy new year! I am hoping you are having a great life!!!
Date: 11/17/2012 2:01:00 PM
hahaha
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:47:00 AM
Andrea, goodness this was only 12 years ago. Seems like yesterday! Be well!
Date: 1/24/2010 10:52:00 AM
Yeah ! Duke , it seems he drives well on the fairway , but does'nt fair well on the driveway . You really are King of the Limericks . Well done again , with your witty presentations !!! ...
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/28/2024 10:45:00 AM
Sean, I just looked at your comment. Very funny indeed!
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