Sumo Poems - Poems about Sumo

Sumo

...A French poet
once called it
“the miracle of balance.”
While traveling around the world,
Jean Cocteau
observed that in this sport,
the strongest does not always win.
He marveled at the essence...

Brainstorming until figuratively blue in the gills

...Brainstorming until figuratively blue in the gills...,
and finally gung-ho with a poem title
important to yours truly
not disappointing his Facebook fan base,
which electronic affirmation,
and c...

sumo wrestling

...sumo wrestling
corpulent men wearing diapers
what kind of people watch this?
I stare as one gets flopped with his enormous legs in the air
Showing more than I ever wanted to see...

TRANSMUTATION

...Once I had harbored complexes many.
I thought I wasn’t beautiful or wise.
With my spluttering tone and broken speech,
I feared, my words fell flat,
Never leaving an impact or impressi...

Bag of Spiders

...Bag of spiders, I scream in awe to see!
My best collection from that pigeon pea tree
All yellow brown crawlers, they’re tiny
So cute when they hug and push their friends or enemy
Do you think the...

The Deadly Art

...I should like to try
the deadly art of bow and arrow shooting.
Not with a high-tech hunting bow
but with the sort of 'b & a' you might purchase at Walmart,
a yellow and red one with a rubber suck...

Cold

...11/18/22

Heart is
Cold like the Arctic
They bark quick
Gosh darn this
You wanted to start it
Now you're wrapped up in carpet

Walking barefoot across hot coals
Soul cold like the North Pol...

My Ex Changed Her Sex

...She was a strong women,
she could bench press 200 Ibs.
We drifted apart
I heard she got into female sumo wrestling,
that should have been a red flag.
We still corresponded on Facebook.

When s...

My Ex Changed Her Sex

...I liked her; she was a strong women,
she could bench press 200 Ibs.
We drifted apart
I heard she  got into female sumo wrestling,
I guess that should have been a red flag.
We still corresponded ...

Unsolved Criminal Mystery Modest Prevarication

...Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication

Found yours truly
a grateful dead head
convenient scapegoat dejure
Norristown police officers
fingerprinted me for 
casual postal employment
...

You Know How the Phrase Bah Humbug Associated With Ebenezer Scrooge

...is only said twice in the whole book
Why does Mr Sneeze have no arms?
A quarter of all your bones are in the foot
how many body parts only have 3 letters
what harm in being a legend
a rainbow th...

To See If She Is a She

...street thug pointed a knife and said, “show me your breast”!
sumo wrestler slapped him and said “ get an eye test”!

Couplet written 16/11/2021
12 lines each line
L Milton Hankins sponsored
You...

Red Dreads

...kinky colored coils
sumo wrestled afro comb
red baby dreadlocks...

Monoku Monday - Feb 2021

..."Book Worms"   Posted 1 Feb 2021

i'm reading a book about anti-gravity      I can't put it down

that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist      is a real Page turner

don't ...

Sumo's Soft Landing

...The ski jump was over ninety foot high
A Sumo wrestler thought he'd like to try
Ski's didn't fit right
Both came off in flight
And he landed on some folks passing by.



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