Sty Poems - Poems about Sty

... In a small village in the green valleys of the Peak District, Sarah gave birth to a son, after a decade of trying for a child with her husband, Peter B Perfekt. It was a joyful occasion for the fa......Read the rest...

... My thinking has gone wooly since you caught my eye. I even started ambling into the pig sty. From all the sheep in the flock, you surely did stand out. What a fine ram you are. Of that, there ......Read the rest...

...That week was the farmer’s convention Their ladies at home sought attention Twas Valentine’s night Thought I’d do alright I had quite a naughty intention The farmer’s young wife caught......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Oh, the piggy loves you The piggy loves me The piggy is homeless, yessiree. Give the pig a cookie Give the pig a bed Or maybe a sarcophagus, in case the piggy's dead. Punch'm in the sn......Read the rest...

...Have you ever been to Slave City Ever on my mind, And it really is a grave pity For all those friends of mine. A visit back to another time, With massah and the whip But this is now a modern ......Read the rest...

...Run Bacon run, the sound come echoing from the gun, run bacon run there is nothing to fear hold on to the third and the fifth gear. The oil is in the hip, grease your joints before you take that dip.......Read the rest...

...Yours truly never heard, seen, no lies particularly when alone facing my (pushing up daisies) demise, without pretense nor guise, he honestly decries smelled, tasted, nor touched, any size, a......Read the rest...

...I’m not saying it’s windy in Kansas but…. I saw a bald eagle get pushed by on his gut. My house has landed upside down in an ant hill. When a ham sandwich flew by I grabbed a pickle, dill. I am......Read the rest...

...Princess Pig was the ultimate ruler. Wise and savvy, no one could fool her. Intelligence came out of her left brain. Being brilliant, she could barely refrain. Princess Pig walked tall in her r......Read the rest...

... I don't like murderers, be it one or two. But killing tens of thousands I will not eschew! Hitler, Stalin, thought nothing of human dignity or life. ......Read the rest...

...Man what a pig sty honestly hope the next place is better seriously listen to this they in their drinking water dump rubish and toxins in it then take their children on roasting days to swim in ......Read the rest...

...Pink asleep on her side feeding piglets hungry at her breasts motherly love in sty on a bed of large hay, amidst the farm hens, in peace she feeds gives life to would be ham Written 15......Read the rest...

...I feel twelve most days, on rare occasions, I feel nineteen. When folk music from the sixties comes on, I am seventeen. I do not remember being any ages in between these ages and my real age. I do......Read the rest...

...Glaucoma, Cataracts, the dreaded sty, Seeing color in people is like a jaundiced eye. Racism, Bigotry, Judging others critically- Aversion to diversity and being equals cynically- Uppity eyes wh......Read the rest...