Stool Poems - Poems about Stool

Do Nothing Stool Miracle Man 10/22/2024 The “do nothing stool” is where too many rest, and this inactivity usually quashes their best. The “do nothing stool” has one established fact, being, if you rest there long, you seldom will act. Doing meaningful things begins with the heart, and you can’t finish something that you never start. The back burner gets things and we later...

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My life is a three-legged stool: family; job; and poetry. With only two, my life’s not full, my life is a three-legged stool. To keep me standing one cannot be pulled; what makes me me is to have all three. My life is a three-legged stool: family; job; and poetry. My life is a three-legged stool, with only two, my life’s not full. To keep...

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I have to admit I’ve got a confession About my unhealthy obsession Other kids love pop stars with all their heart For me it’s the Bristol Stool chart There’s seven different types of poo With pictures that give me a clue to how long the poo’s been in my bowel Poos that’s both fresh and some that’s foul Each morning once I get...

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At the doctor’s to check out my knee, While I waited until he was free, I glanced up and took note At a sign someone wrote, Which was more a command than a plea. It said, “Please do not roll on the stool.” That’s where doctors would sit, as a rule. Now did some misbehave, Roll and rant in a rave, Thinking doing just...

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Cucking-stools A ballad, dating from about 1615, called "The Cucking of a Scold", illustrates the punishment inflicted to women whose behavior made them be identified as "a Scold" Then was the Scold herself, In a wheelbarrow brought, Stripped naked to the smock, As in that case she ought: Neats tongues about her neck Were hung in open show; And thus unto the cucking...

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beautiful mushroom on stump poison...

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I see we are open again. It’s time to welcome old friends. The homely, the lonely, they who want only to have somewhere to place their rear ends. The people I bear are so glad. The stories I hear are not bad. Where I smell the beers and I taste the tears of the sad, and they who are driven mad. So...

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STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter discharged alimentary canal Protective covering ~ Excrement, especially that of common domestic Droppings, stepping in and on that stuff muck droppings dung compost guano ordure excrement cowpats cow chips cowplop maul mulch horse apples,...

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I bought a stool from an online store, And soon I bought a soap. The next day they sent me even more, Discount on hooks and ropes!...

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What we really should Be doing is stool soften And do it often. Jim Horn...

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On A White Stool You know there is no turning around, no pausing in any way, because the path to the woods, where the sky demons make their homes, has been flooded by the blue rivers there, which flow by like glaciers on fire, with life clinging to the whims of God almighty, we first saw the...

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Trump and Loose Stool Together think Trump and I could write, And for him to do this will surely invite; Much loose stool, In his swimming pool, And as owner ended up getting up tight. Jim Horn What we need to do id demand People up should start to stand Be part of what government planned Emphasizing...

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Stool Stopped and Lost Cool Someone had really lost their cool; When she stopped having a stool; If you do, It is true, Not in a swimming pool or vestibule. Jim Horn 5,555 - 4,476 = 79 until I reach goal. Will be 77 on June 26th....

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Wife had a knee replacement surgery. Her medication has created problems for stool, And some say when you are in medical school, Also when withstanding, Performance outstanding; You will always learn how to control your cool. Jim Horn...

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The Groom of the Stool (Two meditations on an ancient post: see below) I. The Groom of the Stool needs some time To commit his experience to rhyme. This commodious peer Detests diarrhoea But thinks constipation sublime II. See where the philosophic King Sits Rodinesque upon his “throne”. The patient Groom stands wondering And draws conclusions of his own. As often at such times as these, He thinks of...

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