Short Stool Poems
Short Stool Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stool by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stool by length and keyword.
I bought a stool from an online store,
And soon I bought a soap.
The next day they sent me even more,
Discount on hooks and ropes!
There once was a Groom of the Stool
Who used to use some kind of tool
To wipe the king's ass
With a degree of class
Sounds like a job for a pompous fool.
Now, who’s up for being King Donald’s Groom of the Stool?
Wife had a knee replacement surgery.
Her medication has created problems for stool,
And some say when you are in medical school,
Also when withstanding,
Performance outstanding;
You will always learn how to control your cool.
Jim Horn
Stool Stopped and Lost Cool
Someone had really lost their cool;
When she stopped having a stool;
If you do,
It is true,
Not in a swimming pool or vestibule.
Jim Horn
5,555 - 4,476 = 79
until I reach goal.
Will be 77 on June 26th.
Christmas luck -
Dad arrives, tree in truck!
Eight eyes watch with excited feeling.
The pine is hoisted up, almost to the ceiling,
with fresh, green smell, and magnificence revealing
this will be another special yule.
To place the angel, you'll
need... a stool.
Trump Sitting On A Bar Stool
There was Trump sitting on a bar stool
With each hemorrhoid fighting a duel
And when he looked at their logistics
His body and mind both went ballistics
On one coming out first we took s pool.
Jim Horn
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Trump and Loose Stool
Together think Trump and I could write,
And for him to do this will surely invite;
Much loose stool,
In his swimming pool,
And as owner ended up getting up tight.
Jim Horn
What we need to do id demand
People up should start to stand
Be part of what government planned
Emphasizing love in all the land.
Do Nothing Stool
Miracle Man
10/22/2024
The “do nothing stool” is where too many rest,
and this inactivity usually quashes their best.
The “do nothing stool” has one established fact,
being, if you rest there long, you seldom will act.
Doing meaningful things begins with the heart,
and you can’t finish something that you never start.
The back burner gets things and we later ask why?
Things remain there until thoughts of them die.
My life is a three-legged stool:
family; job; and poetry.
With only two, my life’s not full,
my life is a three-legged stool.
To keep me standing one cannot be pulled;
what makes me me is to have all three.
My life is a three-legged stool:
family; job; and poetry.
My life is a three-legged stool,
with only two, my life’s not full.
To keep me standing one cannot be pulled;
what makes me me is to have all three:
family; job; and poetry
and, the three-legged stool I’ll always be.