Inside a cave lived the Stooges Three.
This was long before recorded history.
To make butter this morning, it was Shemp's turn.
Larry tickled him as Shemp shook cream in the churn.
For dinner, Moe attempted to hunt a duck.
He tried his best, but had the lousiest luck.
Aggie was the cavegirl Moe would adore.
Maggie and Baggy were the other girls next door.
Are you curious about how the situation will go?
All you have to do is watch the video.
Based on the 1948 Columbia Pictures short subject "I'm a Monkey's Uncle" starring the Three Stooges.
Categories:
stooges, film, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics:
Why does your soul feel like a hole
Wherein a mole used to hide
Why does your heart fall all apart
It will not start deep inside.
Why won't somebody make my hot toddy
Oh lawdy lawdy, oh no
Why is it scary here on the ferry
With Curley Larry and Moe.
Categories:
stooges, africa, animal, blue, romance,
Form: Lyric
curly loves to dance
larry plays the violin
moe just likes to lead
Categories:
stooges, celebrity, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Moe, Larry, Curly are gone
but the stooges still live on
you'll find them in Washington
of us, they make fun
Entry for John Freeman's contest
Categories:
stooges, funny
Form: Dodoitsu