Stooges Poems - Poems about Stooges

I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows Moe: HELLO! Larry: HELLO! Curly: HELLO! The Three Stooges: HELLOS! I Am: You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads, Curly, you’re known as Porky pine, right? ...

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Inside a cave lived the Stooges Three. This was long before recorded history. To make butter this morning, it was Shemp's turn. Larry tickled him as Shemp shook cream in the churn. For dinner, Moe attempted to hunt a duck. He tried his best, but had the lousiest luck. Aggie was the cavegirl Moe would adore. Maggie and Baggy were the other...

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Gorilla My Dreams sang me a moody torch song with these lyrics: Why does your soul feel like a hole Wherein a mole used to hide Why does your heart fall all apart It will not start deep inside. Why won't somebody make my hot toddy Oh lawdy lawdy, oh no Why is it scary here on the ferry With Curley Larry and...

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THE THREE STOOGES With their lunatic style of slapstick These old favourites made their mark Bangs on head, eye pokes and **** kicks Were transformed to works of art But it's not of this trio I speak Three more egregious, my aim On these your attention I seek They're REGRET, SHAME and BLAME Undesirables of the emotions With pretence that your life they will serve If...

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Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio gate Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way They were yukking it up, talking clown downright tomfoolery Saying how they were the new chaos custodians of the White House, bragging ‘bout their superior idiocy Moe, with his rice...

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curly loves to dance larry plays the violin moe just likes to lead...

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Moe, Larry, Curly are gone but the stooges still live on you'll find them in Washington of us, they make fun Entry for John Freeman's contest...

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