Posey and Shirley two bad men I once knew
Bar room brawlers and stinkers these two
might had made a millionaire
had I told about this pair
Because this was way before boy named Sue
a place of peaceful rest
from cursing…reversed
in Paramount Plus
gun slinging verbiage —
trashing the Most Holy’s name
in Star Trek IV, Nimoy
was given his lines —
exposé of colorful language
not heard of in their age
now Picard is old
and the old returns
to the silver-lie-zed screen
screaming in our faces
like overdue feces
a species showing its true colors
unfortunately…throw in sex scenes too
nothing unimagined, nothing civilized,
only the dematerialization
of minds. And the startup
of this series…i’m yawning
nothing like the lively action
of the past. evolution seems
to be a blast from the past.
am i picking on Picard?
why call him JL,
when Jean-Luc
sounded so much cooler
ooh…ooh let me answer this!
it’s a prelude to disaster
of epic proportions
will mankind be saved this time
in the nick of time
the Captain’s apt to fail
his dog is “number one”
his predecessor in spot two
they are in doo doo
bring back a place of peaceful rest -
it’s paramount to reverse
the cursing, the death
of good old-fashioned fun
3/8/2022
Trump's Really Quite a Stinker
By Franklin Price
1/7/2016
Trump's really quite a stinker
Says what comes to mind
Media bites hook line and sinker
Has them kissing his behind
His statements so outrageous
They have to put him down
His attitude contagious
To the citizens around
Doesn't have to spend his money
To keep his name out in the news
I really think it's funny
How politicians sing the blues
They smell they're losing power
Trump has opened up the lid
Now they're spending every hour
To get him for what he did
They say he doesn't know a thing
About being president
Yet they have done so little
For which to government were sent
Big money has put them there
They don't live reality
About us they don't really care
They control us don't you see
To make this country great again
The Donald has a point
But I believe his greatest sin
Is throwing noses out of joint
The people have a want and need
To get more than has been done
The politicians make us bleed
If there's a loser, we're the one
I know that Donald's scary
But I'm so glad he's had his say
Now we all must thrust and parry
To make this nonsense go away
Naughty, naughty, quite naughty I can be
Lose all inhibitions, I let my wind blow free
From top end or bottom
Smells often quite rotten
Hasten to tell you, I'm a foul air stinker parolee
© Jack Ellison 2015
In forest you'll hear squak squak squak
May capture bears play
Or foxes cock-eyed walk walk walk
Down by waters bay
High in trees you'll hear owls owls owls
Just more feathered friends
But I love water fowls fowls fowls
So let's not this end
Miss Hood cried big bad wolf wolf wolf
I just stared and laughed
Seeing deer prints from hoofs hoofs hoofs
Think she's needs skunks bath
As many stanzas as you like.The last 3 words of each 8 syllable line are the same, to create the echo. These can be 1 or 2 syllable words, so long as the line is 8 syllables long. Syllable Count......8.5.8.5. etc.
Rhyming Sequence.......a.b.a.b. c.d.c.d. e.f.e.f. etc.
Go To Hell
Will I Smell
No Pun Intended
Just Some LOL'S
I send this picture to my grandparents
because they're special to me,
and they'll put it in a high traveled
place so they can show off me.
Before you say, "Oh What A Doll" my looks
are deceiving if you know me at all
cause I can be a little stinker every now
and again, but don't ask my grandparents
because they won't repeat it " A-Men".
The two things I give every time
they're in town #1 is my hugs,
#2 is my love to which they
cherish all year round.
Kathy is a stinker
She just doesn't play fair
She makes you sad she's leaving
But she ain't going any where
And glad we are it was just in fun
It was really kinda cool
She is having quite a laugh
With her April Fool
I loved it!!!