Give me five minutes of your time.
I have this knack,
a gift, really.
I can instantly confirm all
your fears about me,
distil your deepest, darkest
nightmares;
absorb them, embody them,
wrap them up as a present,
hold it up for you to see,
You'll know it's all true,
the bad press.
My preceding reputation,
a...
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