Squirt Poems - Poems about Squirt

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...I looked out the window, what a sight. A Cocky a crow, a Magpie all sitting on the bench looking towards me. Suddenly the Cocky squawked what sounded like ' what you doing?' No i had heard it wron......Read the rest...

... Could there possibly be a single topic I haven't as yet explored The love life of the lowly earthworm Or why most chickens don't snore And have you ever considered this Why dogs an......Read the rest...

...I got this new hand soap, called “Frosted Coconut Snowball.” It's the dreamiest scent ever. When I’d unpacked (from Spring break) and had everything in place, I dragged Andy and Leong into my bat......Read the rest...

... Grab your partner, easy now Squeeze it udderly dry; squirt What she’s empty, silly cow Oh well, do-si-do ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...A pure Hawaiian of rare birth, living a life somewhat carefree, fed farm animals by this squirt, sticks and stones were real toys indeed, set trash ablaze, be on alert, a barefoot countr......Read the rest...

...Absolute deafening silence... during and after a moderate snowfall today January 19th, 2024, within Southeastern Pennsylvania and elsewhere across the Eastern Seaboard, whereby blanket of whit......Read the rest...

... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......Read the rest...

...Not sure yet, I slowly turn to the sound of a familiar voice. Yours maybe? It has been three years since the social dance of co-workers and mingling - inevitable small talk. Three years ago, thi......Read the rest...

... Who would do that? Lamps, shades, and floors, But nothing more! Do the Dam Dusters have a union? Or are they hired by the slice? Since filling in between is part of their life. ......Read the rest...

...My childhood of the 1960's, all those years ago, feels like a Saturday in my journey nostalgic. The Cowsill's song "Flower Girl," their purity of song, of smiles. A daydream streams, of runnin......Read the rest...

... Advanced Years Miracle Man 8/28/2023 I’ve heard it said “that age is just a number”, a line probably coined by some young squirt. Years have a way and life it will encumber, advance......Read the rest...

...In the hari-kari palisades drink of choice, lemonade Enter the lion-plated stadium a cache discovered, puranium Up here, down there, all's a riot in the center, suffocation-qu......Read the rest...