Spratt Poems - Poems about Spratt

...Good people.. I wish to say you are not perfect..Nor am I 'by the way..' so what makes us Better.? Or worse for all that may.? To catch a mackerel I hear say, you must offer a spratt.. So give to......Read the rest...

...IN A TIME OF MICRO-IDENTITIES At my Unitarian Universalist Society no one is Jane Doe or Jack Spratt anymore! A person being introduced or referenced for their political, social or spiritual ......Read the rest...

...Peter Perfect lived his life by the rules of his darling wife, who cleaned and swept and cooked and fed him and once a month dutifully bedded him; getting that chore out of the way but to a......Read the rest...

...My father, who tolerated no fat, predicted I would do nothing right or good, much less healthy, in my lifetime. My mother, absorbing nothing too mean or lean, felt I could do nothing wrong ......Read the rest...

...Theres a place in my mind that I run to When things just aren't so swell An old poem or favored nursery rhyme Get lost in its magic and the stories they tell In the book Miss Muffet just sat th......Read the rest...

...Humpty Dumpty always sat on that wall Except for the one time he had a great fall So always but once that anyone can recall Which is why today is a big deal after all Since Little Bo Peep had l......Read the rest...

...JACK SPRATT Mc Donald's food is unhealthy it's thought Food is food no matter where it's bought When encountering starvation on your traveled road You'll not hearing them saying "McDonalds? ......Read the rest...

...By Elton Camp While Jack Spratt his diet may hate He hasn’t got a problem with weight And he won’t have any trouble at all With his level of the bad cholesterol What Jack puts on his plat......Read the rest...

...Nursery rhymes in today’s times.... As seen through my eyes.... Go something like this... With a brand new twist.... Little Jack Horner sat on a street corner.... Drinking from a paper bag.... ......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Jack Spratt Ate all of the fat, Because Jack was mean And ate all the lean.......Read the rest...

...THINGS NOT TO MENTION Condoms in the Vatican Soul music to the klansman Pork chops to the rabbi Bomb joke on an aircraft in the sky Children and any green vegetable Supersize to the c......Read the rest...

...Goodbye to Mrs. Spratt By Elton Camp Although Jack Spratt his diet may hate Shouldn’t have a problem with weight And he won’t have any trouble at all With his level of the bad cholesterol ......Read the rest...