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Spratt Poems - Poems about Spratt


Premium Member To Good Health
Jack Sprat and wife Mary, lived in a glory of lemony, chiffon days; Like maroon birds keep on singing, until the sunset, orange phase. They were comfy and happy, like a picnic in lavish, emerald grass; And had a black dog and a calico cat, like red Mars making a pass. While Jack was a large man, his beloved...

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Categories: spratt, color, family, fantasy, food,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: The Family Spratt
Mrs. Spratt was exceedingly fat, Hubby Jack was as lean as a bone. They both relished each meal With a great deal of zeal And even licked platters clean When the eating was done. Though not frugal with rations, They still took lovely vacations With the money they saved on dish detergent alone. ...

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Categories: spratt, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Jack Spratt C21 Style
Peter Perfect lived his life by the rules of his darling wife, who cleaned and swept and cooked and fed him and once a month dutifully bedded him; getting that chore out of the way but to add variety varied the day. Peter Perfect, wanting more not less, and wanting not to cause her stress met his lover three times a week for sex and kissing thus each provided what the other was missing. So...

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Categories: spratt, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mr and Mrs Spratt
My father, who tolerated no fat, predicted I would do nothing right or good, much less healthy, in my lifetime. My mother, absorbing nothing too mean or lean, felt I could do nothing wrong now, so probably later as wellness swell. Neither my father, mother, nor I seemed particularly surprised when I rose and fell somewhere in-between these two extremes, as do we all, I suppose. And yet I wonder about my father's hierarchical value structure, placing perfection...

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Categories: spratt, culture, health, integrity, parents,
Form: Political Verse
Jack Spratt
JACK SPRATT Mc Donald's food is unhealthy it's thought Food is food no matter where it's bought When encountering starvation on your traveled road You'll not hearing them saying "McDonalds? I'd rather eat a toad!" People in war zones are thin but not by choice They have no McDonalds to make them fat of course It's not the food making Jack...

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Categories: spratt, funny,
Form: Couplet



Goodbye To Ms Spratt
By Elton Camp While Jack Spratt his diet may hate He hasn’t got a problem with weight And he won’t have any trouble at all With his level of the bad cholesterol What Jack puts on his plate His doctor does highly rate Mrs. Spratt may be another story Far too soon, she will go to glory Her state of health just can’t...

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Categories: spratt, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mrs Jack Spratt
Mrs. Jack Spratt Ate all of the fat, Because Jack was mean And ate all the lean....

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Categories: spratt, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Goodbye To Mrs. Spratt
Goodbye to Mrs. Spratt By Elton Camp Although Jack Spratt his diet may hate Shouldn’t have a problem with weight And he won’t have any trouble at all With his level of the bad cholesterol Because of what Jack puts on his plate But Mrs. Spratt may be another story And far too soon, she will go to glory Her state of health...

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Categories: spratt, funnymay,
Form: Rhyme

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