Goodbye To Ms Spratt

By Elton Camp While Jack Spratt his diet may hate He hasn’t got a problem with weight And he won’t have any trouble at all With his level of the bad cholesterol What Jack puts on his plate His doctor does highly rate Mrs. Spratt may be another story Far too soon, she will go to glory Her state of health just can’t be right Because her type of food is a fright Since she limits her eating to fat Many problems will come from that With calories, her diet is replete She gains weight, head to feet Her cholesterol is through the sky Triglycerides to measure, don’t try The road to Type II Diabetes Are food choices like these To reform her diet she must try Or prematurely we’ll say goodbye