Humorous Spoken Word Poems
These Humorous Spoken Word poems are examples of Spoken Word poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Spoken Word Humorous poems written by international poets.
A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...
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Categories:
me, scary, spoken word,
New Law: Mouth Police Are Giving Out Tickets
As of today you need to watch your mouth and what you say.
We have always been able to hurt someone's feelings by our...
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Categories:
hurt, spoken word, words,
KeepQuote By Poet "True friends know when to keep their tongues locked up and not to speak."
Can you keep a secret?
If you can,
then you are...
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Categories:
spoken word, dog, friend, people, silence,
WordsFar more words than
open ears --
a world of chatter;
words everywhere --
difficult to avoid such
precipitous splatter…
poets use them, vociferously!
Politicians use them, surreptitiously!
Ministers use them...
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Categories:
spoken word, animal, cat, cute, humorous,
An Old ShovelI remember when Grandpa used me everyday, ...
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spoken word, grandfather, old, remember, sky,
Backhanded ApologySorry if I upset you,
I really didn’t mean it
Actually, I meant it
Until I saw it upset you,
Now I’m sorry you are
Upset by my words
But I...
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Categories:
spoken word, feelings, humorous, irony, spoken
Panning For GoldGoober went panning for gold in the creek
Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~
Goober pulled down his drawers
...
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humorous, money, spoken word,
What They Really Meant To Say --‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~
Is there a fire extinguisher in the house?
‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~
...
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humorous, spoken word,
A Good Earthy TeaseI have nothing against
traditional presentations
of poetry –
Though, not for...
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Categories:
spoken word, extended metaphor, humorous, imagination,
Disgruntled PoliticianDid I not speak words of greatest import
While seeking your attention for the vote?
On my best behavior I surely did comport.
With unsavory characters I did...
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Categories:
humorous, political, spoken word,
He Gave It a FlushHe sat on the seat
nor too plain nor too plush
And when he had finished
he gave it a flush
Down the well went...
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Categories:
spoken word, giggle, humorous, society, spoken
The Bitter Batter Baker and the Badder Baker's BatterSo the better bitter batter wants a better bitter bat
But the better bitter batter baker wants to break his cat
'Cause the badder batter baker bakes...
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spoken word, fun, humor, humorous, spoken
An Embarrassing MomentIt was a Sunday morning in June, how well I recall
I stood in the pulpit with my morning sermon in print
When all of a sudden...
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Categories:
humorous, silence, spoken word,
Press SecretaryA euphemism! I? That I do decry!
Why the very word does imply
That I would ignore, omit, pervert…
If only to prevent some hurt.
Well, let me speak...
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Categories:
spoken word, fun, humor, humorous, silly,
The Old ScribeMy old scribe said sit and I will tell you a story, ...
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Categories:
computer, poetry, spoken word,