What They Really Meant To Say --

‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~ Is there a fire extinguisher in the house? ‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~ Somewhere under those layers of flab. ‘He’s aggressive, and that’s what I like in my salesmen.’ ~ A bull in a china shop looks like a ballet dancer next to him. ‘Grandma plays a mean game of hearts.’ ~ She leads with the Queen of Spades. ‘One thing about my sister. She sure is talkative.’ ~ Her ears have disappeared ever since she grew her hair long. ‘I think the boss has ‘a thing’ for oldies.’ ~ He blasts Led Zeppelin’s ‘Immigrant Song’ over the intercom all day. ‘When she sees Scott, her knees turn to mush.’ ~ That way, her knees match the rest of her body. 'I'd say that rookie is a 'can't-miss prospect.' ~ If he misses even one practice, he's off the team for good. ‘Your teeth are like stars, Zelda.’ ~ They come out every night.