Splits Poems - Poems about Splits

When first I went ten-pin bowling was in a league of my own tho' hot to trot my score was shot splits and gutterballs set the tone my opponent bowled professionally outclassed before I'd begun she demonstrated then remonstrated “It's not 'only a game' to some!” tho' bet my set I'd met my match when playing each frame for a round looked like I'm paying...

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If heart be pure and for freedom we beg, the one that was two becomes one again, by hatching our soul from the cosmic egg, polarities balanced and free from stain, uniting in heart, whence bliss falls like rain, this happenstance occurring not be chance but rather when we make erect our stance....

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I knew a wee man with a claim to fame Who was on stage, Wee Willy was his name He could do the splits As well as high kicks But wearing a kilt put his name to shame. One doesn't need to explain reasons why All is revealed when he kicks his legs high What’s out on display It swings either way, Some...

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New encounters goodbye tears life is less like turns and twists more like roads that join and split till all roads finally meet to forever in two split if God's light is kept alit right side will surely pick and love harbor will reach where all hearts in unison sing joy of life in peaceful bliss. Without tempting devils' forks minds on roads fall asleep missing fight to choose and win glory crown and banquet feast. In His wisdom...

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~Awkward Splits :~) horse in stable laugh even the cow and her calf giraffe took half bow...

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Doing the Splits Got knickers in a twist doing the splits Tearing my trousers and hurting my hips Hubby made hullabaloo Turning the atmosphere blue And now I’m hobbling around on two sticks. +*+*+*+ 13th May 2023 Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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on a frozen lake fresh snowfall covers black ice~ duck performs the splits Written 17th January 2022 For winter haiku poetry contest Sponsored By Tania Kitchin Syllables checked with how many syllables.com...

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ice clasps barren ground lancet winds slice solitude … frozen silence splits January 9, 2021 Contest : Hi-Ku (6) Place Promise Sponsor : Brian Strand...

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Thy self a grand impostor, what other people see A bark that hides what fate ingrains, a cover that deceives It’s others held opinion, that pulp you hide behind Till lightning splits your trunk in two —the roots left undefined (Ronald McDonald House: February, 2020)...

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If you had a little glitz You and I could do the splits, In front of the Hotel Ritz Did you just call me a ditz? Come here and put up your mitts. Do not care if Mom has fits. Come and show me all your grits. I will fight you with my wits. Oh no, do not blame your blitz. Up to you...

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clap your hands behind each other's backs whilst doing a double splits while still down and to the beat hands on each other's shoulders now push each other up until your on your feet repeat clap your hands behind each other's backs whilst doing a double splits while still down and to the beat hands on each other's shoulders now push each other up until your on your...

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Look this is not a ‘Bang Up To The Elephant’ poem It splits licks like ‘Bit Buttered Up The Bacon’ but Come on don’t we poets like forgotten phrases Klutzy Kai is not ‘Smothering A Parrot’ does not drink Except those mysterious phrases that do not ‘Kill The Canary’ To win or not to win a contest is not the...

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No more Riffs o’er. Half time No mime. Will stand Sound grand. Without The tout. Zayn’s cool We rule....

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You know not O my dear soul How many fragments I had Of my whole When you bade me Just before the goal Ages have passed In the effort to collect All those fragments Yet alas! The more I gather The more they scatter They have become infinite Though I wished I could merge them Into a bigger whole So that I had not to bear The endless torture Slowly but surely In...

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Egyptian flavours Candie's; chaste Marshmellows Delicious Autumn's shaved Ice French vanilla Cream; covered in German soft milk Chocolates Virgin Italian Cherries; soaked Coconut rum English toffee Pineapple bits Melting In our mouths Swirling intoxications Asian strawberries Spanish caramels Candie's African mints Dipped, in Autumn's Native cream....

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