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Written - 9th November 2024
I knew a wee man with a claim to fame Who was on stage, Wee Willy was his name He could do the splits As well as high kicks But wearing a kilt put his name to shame. One doesn't need to explain reasons why All is revealed when he kicks his legs high What’s out on display It swings either way, Some ladies may cry, yet others sigh. Once I remember he fell on his back, The audience heard his scream and the crack, But we were in luck Wee Willy stood up With his cracked back strapped to an ice pack. As ice does, it melted there on the stage Which had Wee Willy dancing in rage But not only that His ardour went flat And his performance went down a grade.

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Date: 11/19/2024 5:03:00 PM
What a laugh, Beryl. Mr Itsy Witsy should have worn a maxi kilt… or taken a couple of blueys before going on stage. I suspect he learned a valuable lesson that night ;-)
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/19/2024 6:18:00 PM
Yes I guess he did Terry… Thanks, Beryl
Date: 11/18/2024 4:33:00 AM
Very creative and funny. I am wondering how you thought this one up. Thanks for sharing. Sara K
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/18/2024 9:45:00 AM
Thank you Sara, I heard of the wee man long ago, so he may pop up now and again… Beryl
Date: 11/10/2024 9:12:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun/creative write. What a laugh... Is Wee Willy show days over???  Have a fun day/week writing away.............
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/10/2024 10:20:00 AM
Watch this space. Thank you Paula, enjoy your day and week too… Beryl
Date: 11/10/2024 4:22:00 AM
Sad end for wee willy and his big aspirations. Still, you can't fault the man for raising a smile.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/10/2024 7:00:00 AM
That made me smile Paul, thank you… Beryl
Date: 11/10/2024 2:02:00 AM
Wee Willy should have been more aware, but it seems he just didn't care, for he was well endowed, and stood very proud, and never wore any underwear. Enjoyed reading your limericks sister Beryl ,and your great sense of humour. Xx
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John Read
Date: 11/13/2024 12:50:00 PM
Your certainly the limerick Queen.
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/10/2024 6:59:00 AM
Enjoyed your response too brother John, and of course your humour… Thank you… Sis Beryl
Date: 11/10/2024 1:01:00 AM
Beryl this was so funny. You had me laughing my friend. Thanks for the laugh this Sunday morning great way to start the day...
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/10/2024 1:18:00 AM
Thank you Michael, so pleased to have given you a laugh… Beryl
Date: 11/9/2024 10:50:00 PM
Bawdy humour at its best lol. Tom
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/9/2024 11:59:00 PM
Thank you Tom… Beryl
Date: 11/9/2024 5:40:00 PM
Ha love it Beryl...so funny!! Debx
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/9/2024 5:43:00 PM
Thank you Deb, pleased you found this amusing… Beryl x

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