Sperm Poems - Poems about Sperm

Sperm Whales From this Tuesday until I die sperm whales will no longer secrete the waxy stuff used in producing make-up. That’s why all the make-up wearers are no longer talking to sperm whales. ...

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What happens when someone falls out of love? Is there a single, frozen in amber, sanctimonious moment when you decide you’re too good for whomever - the falling-out moment - where imperfections are revealed like a magic trick? “Huh,” you find yourself saying, “Weren’t you cuter, half-an-hour ago? Or is it a slow, drip, drip, drip Chinese-water-torture-like seepage? Maybe breakups are...

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A 55 gallon barrel Full of pulverized Oyster shells Mixed with wood ash And sawdust And porklard 55 gallons of Pulverized oyster Shells.mixed With basalt. Alkalinity Alkalinity Mind the Bushels bouiz Mind the Bushels!...

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His black sheep Dark skinned, a chubby with brown eyes Hair so fluffy, as he wished it was blonde. Ugly to his eyes, even more pigchunky That even blows off my confidence I tried acting bubbly but her pain crushed my spirit I've been boiling an ocean, His critics as he keeps raising Leaving me in the cold His only daughter I am, I don't...

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Insatiable - Quest For Perfection historically From The Republic of Plato's Socrates Offspring with high intelligence, comradery Athletic, science minded, co operative Tailor made 8 cell diagnosis selects finest Anxious embryo developer keen to accelerate Pleasurable reflection held in liquid nitrogen White gold filled syringe holder operates Selective patronage of top notch chromosones Sought out the prestige of Nobel Bank...

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Dear father I mean sperm donor I really can’t believe you’re washing your hands of me as if 14 and a half years wasn’t enough time without me by the way I'm 16 now for a hot second you thought you wanted me but then you didn't get your way and you dropped me like...

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Right off the bat he was ejected It was either sink or swim All the other sperms were in a cell One little sperm out of 1.5 billion Only a one time shot he had He tried to climb the wall For he could not swim at all He ran into an egg hanging by a thread It seems all the others got...

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Doing A Sperm Count There was this old man at the family clinic, he was handed a container.... His doctor wanted to check on his sperm count number.... He was to return the next day after having done what was necessary.... But all he did return the next day was the container, fresh and clean and totally empty... To explain...

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ALICE WAS A LOVELY LITTLE SPERM Alice was a lovely little sperm, ...

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nature's way of saying I love what you do with your tongue mom used to lick her hanky to clean my face I want to kill her aided by my only allies the hobo armies of doom resulted in a sweet tooth with no answers for the impenetrable slits of her eyes the crowd was aghast so I knew we hit the...

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suitor sperm stops tired sheds tears for days princess dead ...

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Active macho sperm told the passive egg I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag? Eggie smiled and tumbled Sperm's bollocks are bumbled Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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you said I could not cook it was an accusation a condemnation a comparison with your mother and other women of whom you approved. I did not meet the standard I was not womanly I failed all forms set by you, your family, the island never having been taught, I never learned. My fear was huge. You were contemptuous. I was less than less. a nothing naught that nevertheless had to provide had...

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How can you not love someone so innocent that we conceived? How can you sit there and reject your seed? She didn't ask to be here So why does she have to suffer by keep watching you disappear It isn't fair to her It isn't fair that she suffers No more lies, no more excuses It doesn't make up time she loses I'm...

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Thinking back To the past I always knew it wouldn’t last You were nothing more than a dumb ass With no class Just a clown Who wanted to sling his dick around All over town You used to keep me down What I ever saw in you is a mystery All you ever caused me was misery Can’t believe how long it took me...

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