Best Sperm Poems

Sperm Whale Dementia.

Here I am an old Sperm whale,
A swimming in the deep,
Sucking on the Crill, inhale, 
As fearless I do leap.

And then I come to surface,
And clarity does seep,
Dementia nursing home this place,
Me poor old bones do creak.

Back beneath the water,
A swimming in the...

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Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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you said I could not cook
it was an accusation
a condemnation
a comparison
with your mother and
other women of
whom you approved.
I did not meet the standard
I was not womanly
I failed all forms set
by you, your family, the island
never having been taught, I never learned.
My fear was huge.
You were...

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Creature of deep seas
Battle scars from giant squid
A rare appearance
Stay well hidden from whalers
Inspiration of Melville.


A. Green...

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Thinking back To the past
I always knew it wouldn’t last
You were nothing more than a dumb ass
With no class

Just a clown
Who wanted to sling his dick around 
All over town
You used to keep me down

What I ever saw in you is a mystery
All you ever...

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nature's way of saying
I love what you do with your tongue
mom used to lick her hanky 
to clean my face I want to kill her
aided by my only allies
the hobo armies of doom
resulted in a sweet tooth with no answers
for the impenetrable slits of her...

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suitor sperm stops tired
                                  sheds tears for days princess dead
  ...

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ALICE WAS A LOVELY LITTLE SPERM

                                     Alice was a...

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Will Voters Rule Sperm are Persons?

By Elton Camp

When a recent referendum was voted down
There came a smile after the initial frown
Another group of folks, protection needed
So to arrange for another vote they speeded

Folks down there in the Magnolia State
Have had a scientific revelation of late
What...

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Doing A Sperm Count

There was this old man at the family clinic, he was handed a container....
His doctor wanted to check on his sperm count number....
He was to return the next day after having done what was necessary....
But all he did return the next day...

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How can you not love someone so innocent that we conceived?
How can you sit there and reject your seed?
She didn't ask to be here
So why does she have to suffer by keep watching you disappear
It isn't fair to her
It isn't fair that she suffers
No more...

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Right off the bat he was ejected
It was either sink or swim
All the other sperms were in a cell
One little sperm out of 1.5 billion
Only a one time shot he had

He tried to climb the wall
For he could not swim at all
He ran into an...

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Dear father I mean sperm donor I really can’t believe you’re washing your hands of me as if 14 and a half years wasn’t enough time without me by the way I'm 16 now for a hot second you thought you wanted me but then...

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His black sheep
Dark skinned, a chubby with brown eyes
Hair so fluffy, as he wished it was blonde.
Ugly to his eyes, even more pigchunky
That even blows off my confidence
I tried acting bubbly but her pain crushed my spirit

I've been boiling an ocean,
His critics as he keeps...

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Insatiable - Quest For Perfection historically
From The Republic of Plato's Socrates
Offspring with high intelligence, comradery
Athletic, science minded, co operative 

Tailor made 8 cell diagnosis selects finest
Anxious embryo developer keen to accelerate 
Pleasurable reflection held in liquid nitrogen 
White gold filled syringe holder operates 

Selective patronage...

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