Funny Sound Poems | Examples
These Funny Sound poems are examples of Sound poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sound Funny poems written by international poets.
I professorially , perceptively
unofficially
noiselessly spoke
that addlepated
moldy merchantman
would pass
through foaminess
with volumetrically
unretrievable moonshine
and sunberry fodder
for bungarus
his puppyish
impracticable tantrum
impeccable monotonous drone
rowdy crescendo
a classic companion dither
could they brainwash
this opposer ?
but lukewarm normalcy
will not obstreperously come .
okay !
(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • September 14–20, 2026)
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand.
Although my house needs a good cleaning,
toward an old movie, I’m leaning.
This dark, lurid doozie
about a young floozy
will save me from work so demeaning.
HMS and PS both say 9 9 6 6 9.
May 30, 2022
entered in Tania Kitchin's Funny Limerick Contest
The neighbor down the street from me,
always had her polka dotted curtains open for all to see.
Music was playing loud,
there was a beat to that crazy sound.
Date Written:10/9/2020
Tramadah was trying to explain
Halloween to her black cat, Jermaine.
Two legged creatures go house to house.
May try to catch you. You could cough up a mouse.
It is most probably best if we stay hidden inside.
After trick-or-treating, we’ll take broomstick for a ride.
They sound terrifying her pet black cat said.
What is wrong with them? Are they zonked in the head?
A tiny bit nutty and confused if you really want to know.
They carve out pumpkins and make their insides glow.
I’ll hide in the darkest corner, way back under the bed.
These humans sound AWFUL Jermaine the cat said.
What is that strange sound? I demand.
My husband hears nothing.
You do not hear that?
He shakes his head ‘no’.
“That sound of water running?”
He listens. “You mean the dishwasher?
I guess I do.
Residual benefit of not doing dishes for the past twelve years.
When you laugh, the world
Will laugh with you, and when you
Cry, the world will cry with you.
It is safe to say,
When you sleep, and you snore, the
World will let you sleep alone.
I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top they sat, drying for awhile.
When I returned, they’d come to life;
giggly, jiggly, wiggly cartoons met my eyes.
They were having a conversation; talking all at once;
Sarcastic egg pointed me out as the one who’d boiled them!
Screaming ensued that brought the neighbors; now...silence.
Woodpeckers don’t talk
Yet
Can run their mouths
All day
Just ask a tree
Hole
And hear it holler