Funny Sound Poems | Examples
These Funny Sound poems are examples of Sound poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sound Funny poems written by international poets.
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand.
Boom, Boom, Kaboom
My heart goes
When I see you
Vroom, Vroom, Zoom
My heart goes
When I leave you
Afternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office
Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping
Gurgle
My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into the glare of the final high sun.
wind of change blowing
silence swept the crowded room~
noses smelled the stink
October 6, 2022
Simply Senryu Poetry Contest
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Although my house needs a good cleaning,
toward an old movie, I’m leaning.
This dark, lurid doozie
about a young floozy
will save me from work so demeaning.
HMS and PS both say 9 9 6 6 9.
May 30, 2022
entered in Tania Kitchin's Funny Limerick Contest
At times the echo of my voice,
lingers far too long.
Something that wasn't my choice.
But results when another has gone.
Being alone I have found,
how loud silence can be.
So I speak, creating sound.
Carrying on a conversation with me.
I ask and answer my own questions,
and laugh when I say something funny.
I consider my own suggestions,
listening to my advice about money.
A lonely silence, all that you hear.
But you are unable to walk away.
It is within, so it's always near,
sadly, this companion will stay.
So I fill the hours of the day,
talking nonstop to no one there.
The heartfelt words that I say,
mean nothing, going nowhere.
The neighbor down the street from me,
always had her polka dotted curtains open for all to see.
Music was playing loud,
there was a beat to that crazy sound.
Date Written:10/9/2020
Tramadah was trying to explain
Halloween to her black cat, Jermaine.
Two legged creatures go house to house.
May try to catch you. You could cough up a mouse.
It is most probably best if we stay hidden inside.
After trick-or-treating, we’ll take broomstick for a ride.
They sound terrifying her pet black cat said.
What is wrong with them? Are they zonked in the head?
A tiny bit nutty and confused if you really want to know.
They carve out pumpkins and make their insides glow.
I’ll hide in the darkest corner, way back under the bed.
These humans sound AWFUL Jermaine the cat said.
buzz the bees
making honey ...
Hum, hum, hum
infernal mess
on the playground ...
Buzz... buzz ... buzz...
hum the drill of
dentist on teeth ...
Hum, hum, hum,
it's too much gossip ...
I cannot support it anymore
so much hype ...
I cannot stand it , wow !
I am going
away from here ...
there to Minas Gerais ...!
Ps Minas Gerais is one of the 26 states of the republic of Brazil
What is that strange sound? I demand.
My husband hears nothing.
You do not hear that?
He shakes his head ‘no’.
“That sound of water running?”
He listens. “You mean the dishwasher?
I guess I do.
Residual benefit of not doing dishes for the past twelve years.
When you laugh, the world
Will laugh with you, and when you
Cry, the world will cry with you.
It is safe to say,
When you sleep, and you snore, the
World will let you sleep alone.
I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top they sat, drying for awhile.
When I returned, they’d come to life;
giggly, jiggly, wiggly cartoons met my eyes.
They were having a conversation; talking all at once;
Sarcastic egg pointed me out as the one who’d boiled them!
Screaming ensued that brought the neighbors; now...silence.
Woodpeckers don’t talk
Yet
Can run their mouths
All day
Just ask a tree
Hole
And hear it holler
Ultra Sound Tickles (By Moji Agha)
Ultrasound tickles tickle soundly;
Or do they?
Do they have a choice in the matter?
Or they tickle the trunk of pain reflexively,
to cause reflective pained chuckles
at our deep folly?
Do ultrasound tickles
tickle soundly by nature?
Or do they learn,
by nurture,
to cause ultra tickles?
Or alas,
do nature and nurture
are tickle-dancing together,
as they always have?
Now,
talking about my tickled trunk:
Does a lonely tree
fallen in the forest
of human ignorance
make a sound (perhaps an ultra sound),
when tickled by the seeing sounds of climate change?
Can the ultra sounds
of the worried hearts,
of those who have "washed their eyes"
see one another?
Can they see, hear, touch, smell, and taste
the fallen tree's sound of ultra pain?
Of ultra warning?
There are some things that I was taught
when I was just a lad
Some by father’s knowing words
and some by being bad
Never, ever hit a girl
no matter what she’s done
The sting of belt or Dad’s firm hand
was never any fun
Never play with matches
You could burn the whole house down
Never sass your elders
the response will be a frown
Never place your hand
upon a red hot stove
Never spit into the wind
or wetness you will know
Never stick your tongue
near any freezing metal pole
For the laughter of your friends
will be a hefty toll
Never poke at bee’s nests
their sting will cause you pain
Never pick on bigger kids
If you don’t want to end up lame
These are just a few of the things
that each of us should know
Oh Yeah, I almost forgot!
Never ever eat the pretty yellow snow!!!