Lyric Song Poems

'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy'
'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley'

'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile'
'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile'

'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive' 
'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive'

'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen'
'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine'

'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession'
'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision'

'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!'
'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!'

'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn'
'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn'

'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on'
'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse'

'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el'
'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...

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  Old Joe Biden faced a protest
    E-I-E-I-O
  And at that protest, he heard some chants
    E-I-E-I-O

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The Secret Side of You

Vs.1)  One thing makes me so proud
To know that I know how
You si…ghh when you say My name. 
A treasure...

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    ~ To the tune of 'Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes ~
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Setting: A parlor with money hanging on a wall hosts an engagement on legal tender
Characters: 
T: Teen, (spoiled boy) in puke shorts and bigoted shirt,...

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(To be sung to the tune of “Cruella DeVil” from Disney’s 101 Dalmatian)

Angela DeVil, Angela DeVil.
Often misunderstood
As after a kill
To see her is to think
Of...

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My friends said C’mon let’s go, let’s head on down to Mexico.’
We’ll drink up all their tequila and we’ll snort up all their blow.
My friends...

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It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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I opened up the window,
the street noise came crashing in.
Pushing sadness in the hole 
where my heart once should have been.

I see the crumpled bed...

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(To be sang to the tune of Cruella De Ville)


Priscilla DeVille, Priscilla DeVille
If she doesnt marry you another one will
to date her is a costly...

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{To be sung to the tune of Cruella de Vil song
 from 101 Dalmatians movie}

Jewella de Vil, Jewella de Vil
If she doesn't tempt you, no...

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(To be sung to the tune of the Original Song - Cruella DeVil)

Monica DeVil, that's it!

Monica DeVil, Monica DeVil.
She is sister to the dear Cruella...

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(To be sung to the tune of the Original Song Cruella De Vil - Not for contest)

Jessica Rabbit, that's it !

Jessica Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit.
If she...

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Written: April 19, 2024, For  Robert James Liguori Contest

Inspired from the Lyrics Gettin' Tighter

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Someone to Care


I’m weary of this haunting place,
Trapped by insecurities and fears' embrace.
I yearn for them to flee,
To vanish without a trace,
For this oppression still...

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