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Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song

It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I don't get entangled to soon

But there is this tall lanky guy you see
who plays a mean bluegrass guitar so sweet!
and he's turned me on my head
my tongue lolling out the side, I feel a big oh wet appetite

Its going to be corn dogs yeah baby and ice cream cones
I have to whip up these muscles and work on my tone
He gonna have expectations of meee
and I intend to make him sing oh yeah oh how deee

I do drive like a race car driver I confess
and mr ex officer may have to give me a new test
until he gets over that 
I will have a bit of time to press

But never before would anyone claim I swear
that I was a hot headed daredevil minx
its this tall lanky boy and his talk of being my toy
and I don't ever want it to jinx

It's going to be corn dogs yeah baby and ice cream cones
I have to whip up these muscles and work on my tone
He gonna have expectations of meee
and I intend to make him sing hot diggity!

I wonder how he likes his ice cubes.  jagged or smooth
and how stiff he likes his drinks 
on the rocks or straight shot no lube
And I just await tying him down so we can just work out the kinks

It's going to be corn dogs yeah baby and ice cream cones
I have to whip up these muscles and work on my tone
He gonna have expectations of meee
and a month of head bobbin review with a view

- Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones  for Brian - Artimus  (C) Susan Manley 4/22/24 1:51AM
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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May 2, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Your poem exudes a playful and flirtatious energy, filled with vivid imagery and anticipation. The persona you've crafted, typically cool and collected, finds themselves swept off their feet by a tall, lanky musician with a talent for bluegrass guitar.
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