Snobbish Poems - Poems about Snobbish

The Chicken Splash

...Awake, ye sleepy, coop-bound souls!
Unbutton your boredom, unfasten your goals!
For glory’s not found in the stiff upper sash—
It lives in the squelch of the Chicken Splash.

With feathers all f...

I wil take Bears Over Preppies

...The ones who are preppy seldom seem peppy
They appear alone and aloof, if they smile it’s a goof
They dress in dull clothes, stick out their straight nose
Put on snobbish airs, I’d rather spend ti...

What Do You Really Think?

...Black/white

Which is might?

What’s to fight?

No color less
or more right! 

Politics!~ clans of self-serving, 
manipulative Pricks -- 

Lunatics!~ our woke
Generation – point it out 
...

A Warning From A Lady

...I am over it,
I'm cancelling it,
Marriage? I am not a vow,
Until I see what I saw,
I left the effect of Aww,
I lead my life in a soar,
Please, I don't even need to listen,
My skin is still glo...

this avant garde clan

...the avant-garde clan considered themselves intelligentsia
devoted to intellectual and cultural pursuits
wealthy?
yes.
intelligent? In some ways
but not intelligentsia.

true intelligentsia are...

pampered cat

...In a palace of cushions and silky delight,
Lives a cat, all pampered, oh, what a sight!
Spoiled and regal, with a snobbish air,
She lounges on pillows with a feline flair.

Her food served on si...

My Cat

...My cat has some snobbish ways
An, other cats gave her a piercing gaze
So, she tried to hide out
But they still saw her snout
Then gathered and got in her face...

Greed

...Greed of all kinds, more for power n’ pelf
Drives men to play many a mischief
It enters our world like an invisible elf
Making one demean his esteemed self 

Greed is like an uncontr...

Critterature: a Gaelic Fashion Statement

...A giraffe who was new
At the Aberdeen Zoo
Heard a bagpipe askirling one day.
He tracked down the player
And offered to pay her
If she kindly would teach him to play.
He gazed at the piper,
A H...

He Walked In the Nude, a Man Unto Himself and Much More

...He Walked In The Nude, A Man Unto Himself And Much More

He walked in the nude, a man unto himself and much more
His life and escapades but death falling from a high trapeze
And his oozing pains ...

He Knows Mathematics Not Bedmatics

...Chris was shaking all the hands close to his.
He’d just thrashed a math problem like a whiz:
At home shall tell stories starting with this;
Exactly the chance he would never miss.

“Sorry that t...

Accepting the Despised

...It was my much despised dish
But I ate it with relish,
Because of a granted wish
To be served Mackerel Fish
And treated to a glimpsed quiche
But that was rather childish
To a friend acting Brit...

The Ballad of Freddie and Flo

...This is a story about Freddie and Flo,
They lived in Baltimore a long time ago.
It might be called a May-September romance
And shows how love can blossom if it's given a chance.
Flo taught Sunday...

In the Manse Market For a Preowned Spa House

...In the manse market for a preowned spa house

Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison
to a kid scaling El Capitan
of Yosemite National Park,
nevertheless me, a dry witted husband
self emasculate...

Yours Truly a Tried and True Philly Buster Ii

...poetically, and zealously
oozing, gushing, bubbling over
with faux snobbish suave re:
pulse sieve literary fatuous
haughtiness, and ludicrous narcissistic pre
ning all the while chuckling to me
...

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