Smut Poems - Poems about Smut

... Now fly, show off gossamer wings; Blessed with hunger am I, brave with weatherproof strings; I aim for a bullseye; Now write, letters are alchemy; Each reader can take flight, learn you ......Read the rest...

...*A very loose form of Limerick, but Mabel deserves lots of syllables. There once was a waitress with the name of Mabel Who used her bosom as a restaurant table Beneath her d......Read the rest...

...Lord…. Thee…. Guide me Walk my path Waiting for my bath Twiddling my thumbs cause I fear me Yearning for a hut where all those sounds are tapered shut Please erase such a gut from such controv......Read the rest...

...I was born in a muddy time created to be a field of broken bricks. Years wove their weeds. There was hope, enclaves of suburban heavens old men in grim pubs spoke of. You might think that ......Read the rest...

...It's a fallacy that writers have to shut themselves up in their ivory towers to write. I have all these interruptions, three of which I gave birth to. If I was thrown for a loop every time I was ......Read the rest...

...My goal each day is to put a smile on your face And a giggle in your old gazoo Don't ask me where your gazoo is located I think it sounds naughty don't you! Well now that I've got your ......Read the rest...

...Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my poem so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty ......Read the rest...

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read the rest...

...In my eyes I’ve lived 2 lives within 1 life/ Strutting by live strife and grief like you wouldn’t believe/ It’s how you perceive what’s kept to conceive / Just relieve your relief and turn over th......Read the rest...

...Just clench your presence and perseverance per each severance/ as it enlightens your sense you can be relied on like plans for anchorage/ I see additives that help create and crate addicts/ The s......Read the rest...

...Mr Creativity is daring and bold in each dream His words as sultry and slick as fresh whipping cream Is he as handsome and debonair as he thinks, some ask. I have no response, being honest is a da......Read the rest...

...Blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty damn ......Read the rest...

...She keeps saying she'd turn loose nuts, This voicing like one with plain guts, No regret when mansion turns Hut, Her head can receive a swung butt; To God she would never say "but..." Followed b......Read the rest...

...I can't help but find it ridiculously absurd when people call Biden a liar and a fraud yet believe Trump is truthful with his word. Cheering his fictitious claims, they applaud! That ma......Read the rest...

...Several things I've been pondering for a while, None of them have given me reason to smile. but I'll only reference two of them for now... Those I've included leave me with furrowed brow. ......Read the rest...