Smelly Poems - Poems about Smelly

... "The Beetlejuice Past Your Eyes" “Well, where would you suggest I commence? Should we begin with the concept of pasteurize?” This said to the earnest listener, who views the prot......Read the rest...

...Bridge club Barbie had her dance down well The cards began flying up and down the hill We ducked as the eight of clubs flew on past She’s in a toot said her friend Willow Wast. The seven of hea......Read the rest...

...I'm tired of life with Smelly Sid - that sock just stinks of sweaty feet, no matter what they wash him in (in winter's bad, but summer heat...) I rolled out from the washing pile and got away fr......Read the rest...

...Suburban resident pretense, a bleak uniformity. I grew up among the repetitious homes, isolated alienated, I wandered the conformity, the endless square yards, the dull feckless syndrome. Repug......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...Silent but Deadly (Written 2014) In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay, Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array. With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes, H......Read the rest...

...WALLS AND WAILS I am confined within these four walls For far too long and pray a wall falls And the guns jam with wardens asleep As I take a walk of freedom, a leap To a new world without gun......Read the rest...

...She is prissy, stuck up, arrogant, I imagine said Joey Lee. Have you met her in person though? How can this prediction be? I can tell because I have met others like her, some are on my blog. He al......Read the rest...

... When we set out on a road trip We didn’t stick to the old script And were gladly amazed And rarely unfazed Hitting strange towns though some were skipped We started from Thatsnot, OK Which ......Read the rest...

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

... Turning into a tree did not happen instantly It takes a lot of time, space and mystical energy. The huntsman saw it happen, the mushroom hunter too. Both had no idea that she was my missing cous......Read the rest...

...They usually show up early Today some came an hour Ahead, and its only Tuesday What brought on that enthusiasm in this shower. They could have waited until The storm is over aroun......Read the rest...

...tally of real rally had been vacated in valley submerged by sally (evaporated in valley) (a vagrant ((virgin)) in valley) (very variable vaunting veracity vibrantly voiced in valley) (got eat......Read the rest...

...Santa's stuck inside my chimney this year His tummy's too big and so is his rear I saw him hanging there I'm filled with despair Because on my roof are his eight reindeer Rudolph's shi......Read the rest...

... Come to live in Kent A lovely place to be. Close to the continent. Next the lovely sea. The garden of England growing houses fast. Come to see what's planned, while the sto......Read the rest...