Smelly Poems - Poems about Smelly

...out house was smelly after they ate the chili - better join the bears......Read More

... Eating a bowl of Post Shredded Wheat Is like eating big clumps of dead grass Now I know why horsies simply can't wait For the time between meals to pass We feed 'em this stuff to ......Read More

... Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhap......Read More

...the jack-o-lanterns were infuriated. The ghosts and goblin mad. garlic heads had crashed the party. Halloween this year was sad. How dare they show up again With sloppy ink on their weird face......Read More

...In waters deep, temptation lies, The bait on the hook, a fish's demise.......Read More

...The visceral pains were sharp, stinging and stern! She swallowed them, in the bloody biting bitterness. The gory talons of the fat obstetricians hung loose, Ready to clamour for the afterbirth, sa......Read More

... She was turning sixteen at the stroke of midnight, Unbeknown to family her unfortunate blight, Was about to become work in progress, No need to ask permission or advise or confess, A beautiful ......Read More

... I got a smart phone And bought some Smart food Smart razor, smart comb Got my wife a smart boob Whenever it’s squeezed Coz we’re in the mood Ten minutes later The coffee’s fresh brewed I ......Read More

... For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when......Read More

...Henry VIII Henry VIII king of England, he had six wives, Half of which had rather shorter lives. Three died, two divorced and the last was glad by far, For she outlived him, her name Cathe......Read More

...My pet dog, Smudge I wish he'd smell of fudge instead he stinks of poo Smudge, I say this cos it's true You and your big tiger feet your love for me is sweet but now it's time for your bath ......Read More

...What is this sense that's made to be? An afterthought expunged to reality? Does this sense have a scent of revelation, betrayal or of backing down? Is it smelly repugnant, or a tasty, tangy treat......Read More

...Who is a verse maker Poetry is an odd art form practised where there are more poets then writers because everybody, especially when young has a poem (usually hormonal) that needs expression, so......Read More

...It takes a while for milky corn flakes to turn mushy, I brews more coffee watch the sun prying apart the plastic blinds just with the power of its is muscular light. My black lab sticks a ......Read More

...Scenes of a marriage I should have known, she was up before me I made a cup of coffee and went back to my study to reflect upon the new day How wrong I was She entered; my navel-gazing had to ......Read More