Smelly Poems - Poems about Smelly

If you are squeamish you may not be ready to be a mother babies are messy and smelly their odors are horrible they spit up and squirt out your clothes will never be the same toddlers eat dirt, sand and bugs. there is no time to be finicky or prissy the average person consumes eight spiders a year in their sleep, knowing this might make...

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Doesn't really stink until mad...

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Aromatic, foul Fuming scent, last night’s dinner Reeking, stinking smells ...

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In waters deep, temptation lies, The bait on the hook, a fish's demise....

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Diverticula pits up her colon ...

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My pet dog, Smudge I wish he'd smell of fudge instead he stinks of poo Smudge, I say this cos it's true You and your big tiger feet your love for me is sweet but now it's time for your bath Smudge thinks I'm having a laugh He's now sprawled out on the floor and won't come in the bathroom door Oh Smudge what am...

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Our mayor was attacked out of town as he went for a peaceful little stroll. There was an odor that wouldn’t go away, it was left by a pesty little troll. Bullies come in all shapes and sizes, both male and female alike. Here they are no longer tolerated, we will just stick your head on a pike. I...

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I think feet stink Can tell feet smell I know must go Change socks wear crocs Good news new shoes sale price real nice! So sweet clean feet Written July 22, 2022...

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,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’, Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve When I became acquainted with Steve Bear with if you can For Steve’s not a man He’s an odd little skunk who won’t leave! I was driving, unwinding that night As my headlights swam over his sight On two legs he stood Like he owned street and wood I slammed on my brakes out of fright! When Steve...

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I met her on a solemn Autumn night, many moons ago A night I didn't remember- a night I thought nothing of It's funny People leave an impression as time passes Time: with its sactions and laws- its passage is linear, unable to be bribed or coaxed It lives purely as life's substrate. Recently I had a dream About a night I...

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SMELLY DILEMMA Yet I Sympathize Wit You I simply sympathize with you being a hero straight and true Twist not the spinning tops Sour aroma burst of fruitless drops being a hero straight and true I smell of Angel's food Sour aroma burst of fruitless drops Demons eat at my feet as I stand heroically I smell of Angel's food Twist not the spinning tops Demons...

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I think that I should warn you, About my dear wife's feet, When she gets straight out the bath They are dainty and quite sweet. The trouble only happens When she's been out for the day, Back at home,her shoes come off, And her shoes run out the way. She said that someone told her It's healthy to have smelly feet, She laughs when we...

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Trapped in elevator I'm a posh upstart My stomach upset from garlic tart La-di-da eyes look me over Then I realise I am not quite sober. Boozy belch from cocktail hour Does vodka really smell that sour? Doing my best but I let one rip Trapped in hell don't give me lip. When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest Sponsor Charles Messina...

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What's transparent and smells like a worm? Obviously, it's a bird fart that lasts long term That was a tough one Cat got your tongue? Life gets tedious and we act with much concern...

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I find a great deal to learn from Republican Supremacist Nationalistic Nihilistic Evangelical Rapture about how to lose eco-political sanity and lose ecological health. It feels important to remember and respect basic nutritional dumping facts of public health through reinvestment and global climate pathology through extraction apartheid blame and shame Some movements smell, but this does not remove them from appropriate gut matters for poets saints and sinners. We civilized Western straight white people worry...

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