Simon Hamill Poet Rhyme

Smelly Feet

I think that I should warn you,
About my dear wife's feet,
When she gets straight out the bath
They are dainty and quite sweet.
The trouble only happens
When she's been out for the day,
Back at home,her shoes come off,
And her shoes run out the way.
She said that someone told her
It's healthy to have smelly feet,
She laughs when we get a whiff
She tells us it's her treat.
The smell is just revolting
Rotten eggs, with blue cheese on the side.
I think if she could bottle it,
She would bottle it with pride.
So if you ever meet her
Please don't comment on her shoes,
For heaven's sake don't try them on
It's a nose battle you would lose.

17/9/2021
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Jennifer Fenn September 18, 2021 at 8:51 PM This is funny Simon! Simon Hamill September 19, 2021 at 2:17 AM Thank you Jennifer,I enjoyed the write,just not the smell.lol.take care.simon:)

Jan Allison September 17, 2021 at 2:05 PM ha ha ha this is hilarious Simon:-) would prefer cheesy feet to foul flatulence though lol:-) hugs Jan x Simon Hamill September 17, 2021 at 4:30 PM Hi jan.you can't smell her feet.lol.i like writing the funny ones.take care.simon:):)

Emilia James September 17, 2021 at 4:47 AM Think it would be better to be nose blind as that advert says lol. An enjoyable and funny write Simon, thank you for the smile. Good luck in the contest. Emilia : ) Simon Hamill September 17, 2021 at 4:32 PM Hi Emilia.i sometimes wish I was nose blind.lol.hope your keeping well.take care.simon:):)