Smelly Feet

I think that I should warn you, About my dear wife's feet, When she gets straight out the bath They are dainty and quite sweet. The trouble only happens When she's been out for the day, Back at home,her shoes come off, And her shoes run out the way. She said that someone told her It's healthy to have smelly feet, She laughs when we get a whiff She tells us it's her treat. The smell is just revolting Rotten eggs, with blue cheese on the side. I think if she could bottle it, She would bottle it with pride. So if you ever meet her Please don't comment on her shoes, For heaven's sake don't try them on It's a nose battle you would lose. 17/9/2021 Fart -tastic contest Sponsored by Chantelle Anne cooke