Smelly Feet
I think that I should warn you,
About my dear wife's feet,
When she gets straight out the bath
They are dainty and quite sweet.
The trouble only happens
When she's been out for the day,
Back at home,her shoes come off,
And her shoes run out the way.
She said that someone told her
It's healthy to have smelly feet,
She laughs when we get a whiff
She tells us it's her treat.
The smell is just revolting
Rotten eggs, with blue cheese on the side.
I think if she could bottle it,
She would bottle it with pride.
So if you ever meet her
Please don't comment on her shoes,
For heaven's sake don't try them on
It's a nose battle you would lose.
17/9/2021
Fart -tastic contest
Sponsored by
Chantelle Anne cooke
Copyright © Simon Hamill | Year Posted 2021
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment