Slapdash Poems - Poems about Slapdash

...…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS..... this Xmas eve day 2023 After a top secret clandestine conclave, one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt, et c......Read the rest...

...when it comes to renovating I'm definitely slapdash in fact it would be fair to say that I can be rather rash sanding bores me senseless and it's a job I try to shirk because I lack the patie......Read the rest...

...A closer look at a fantastic word And no, I’m not talking in bafflegab To not repeat this speak is just absurd To absquatulate like a fracas herd Throw a foofaraw over a little jab A closer lo......Read the rest...

...I wish I had the fortitude & Will to dress in a clean shirt, tie, neatly pressed slacks and suitable jacket like an English gentleman, but…. one day I appear in a supermarket in sweatpants a......Read the rest...

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read the rest...

...One day I appear in the supermarket in sweatpants and T. Stained nocturnal, I drive to a fast-food restaurant then sleep in that T, eat breakfast in that T, wear that T all day, then slapdash ......Read the rest...

...Literate lettered latitudinarian Presents the following slapdash higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader experiences being mentally hogtied perusing pseudo poetic perambulation devoid of sens......Read the rest...

...All heaven struggled, good and evil clash; Lucifer's crowd was cast to earth in shame. Babel's plot to reach heaven, mere slapdash; God upset language; words became a game. In His homet......Read the rest...

...Sunny and her love-object have broken up. It was a selfie-inflicted wound - a slapdash pic taken, that like a puzzle, revealed more than intended. We try and be thoughtful and considerate but ......Read the rest...

...12/26/21 Time I make a splash Got to fulfill important tasks Can't rely on hiding behind masks It won't always be what you asked Staying intact or full of bug splats Broken and cracked wi......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...A baby appeared on New Year’s Eve No parents or clothes, if you believe A top hat and sash rather bold slapdash resolute in year's goals to achieve......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled no particular reason: bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar seven salad dressings from deep freezer and lettuce deign at your plea azure.) Graced with boyish good looks, inno......Read the rest...

...in the city of York, an English town odd old buildings of russet brown surround damp streets of cobblestone pathways finding the party zone jesters strike around half past noon slapdash fellas......Read the rest...

...Soundlessly ricochet to and fro hither and yon roundly bobbing within squarely donned talking heads of psycho killers, one pyromaniac burning down the crowded house sparking magnificent confla......Read the rest...