Long Slapdash Poems
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Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life
I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian from southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania), yet feel awkward at jump/kick starting a rapport.
Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life
Presents the following...
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Categories:
slapdash, adventure, autumn, celebration, fun, hello, humorous, september,
Form:
Free verse
Inextricably Rooted With Hair Fixation
Inextricably rooted with hair fixation
As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twang)
felt envious at other boys,
especially those young bucks
who sported budding antlers
plus thick...
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Categories:
slapdash, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Literate Lettered Latitudinarian
Literate lettered latitudinarian
Presents the following slapdash
higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader
experiences being mentally hogtied
perusing pseudo poetic perambulation
devoid of sense and sensibility
welcoming character assassination
concerning pride of yours truly,
who merely strung together
words sharing "arian"
as their last five letters
for no...
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Categories:
slapdash, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, community, courage, devotion,
Form:
Free verse
Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of their place...
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Categories:
slapdash, 10th grade, allegory, food, school,
Form:
Burlesque
BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS this Xmas eve day 2023
…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....
this Xmas eve day 2023
After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow word, and spelt, spilt, spoilt,
et cetera doe fill full heartbreak,
which Santa Claus immediately claimed
to be “FAKE”...
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Categories:
slapdash, adventure, animal, business, confusion, december, holiday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Breaking Headline News This Xmas Eve 2017
After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more eight Reindeer forsake
played cow word spoilt,
et cetera doe fill full heartbreak,
which Santa Claus immediately claimed
to be “FAKE” and accused (Jake)
i.e. Jacob Marley concocted game over,
every doe...
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Categories:
slapdash, abuse, allegory, children, funny, grief, judgement, lost
Form:
Free verse
Aging Long Haired Pencil Neck Geezer
(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)
Graced with boyish good looks,
innocence and naiveté to boot,
an especial loathing toward me
chicken legs re: spindleshanks
(which...
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Categories:
slapdash, 12th grade, 7th grade, creation, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Rearview Mirror
Rear view mirror
Objects, objectively put, are closer
than they appear. But it doesn’t say it all.
With the fair signs that spewed forth once turning to
a slew of pre-twitter ...
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Categories:
slapdash, life,
Form:
Free verse
At Any Given Moment Countless Thought Processes
Soundlessly ricochet to and fro
hither and yon
roundly bobbing within squarely donned
talking heads of psycho killers,
one pyromaniac burning
down the crowded house
sparking magnificent conflagration
towering inferno emulating
caterwauling, kickstarting, ululating
(think) stray cats on a hot tin roof
nsync with...
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Categories:
slapdash, 12th grade, assonance, deep, imagery, psychological, solitude,
Form:
Free verse
Curtain Pulled Back
12/26/21
Time I make a splash
Got to fulfill important tasks
Can't rely on hiding behind masks
It won't always be what you asked
Staying intact or full of bug splats
Broken and cracked windshield glass
The wings of bats
Continuing to flap
Before...
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Categories:
slapdash, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Mental Illness Inherent Since Birth
Fresh home from therapy,
and resonate with zeal
tush air cerebral cogs a turn'n
analogous to and pinion wheel
hence attempt made to bare soul,
...
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Categories:
slapdash, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, anxiety,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Convenience Afforded Microwave
Especially one courteously wrapped ably
anonymously gifted to
an aspiring gourmet Chef Boyardee
i.e. not surprisingly... revealing mystery
person none other than...
yepper namely me.
Moost anyone can show
off culinary karate chop
suey, whether schooled among
fishy creatures either
from black lagoon,
or privately tutored,
(this...
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Categories:
slapdash, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
September Alliteration
Sweet September, see how splendidly she shines!
Subtlety submitting seasonal splendour, she
swamps summer’s splendiferous sights,
by stealthily shrouding splendid scenery,
with suffused sensuous, sybaritic, scenarios!
Sublimely serene, she spatters and splashes
slivers of saffron, sepia and sienna shades,
slapdash over...
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Categories:
slapdash, giggle, september,
Form:
Alliteration
The Sundial
Sundial
My passion is the silent weather vane
The gambrel brought such sorrow
Much I marveled this roughcast cairn
Eagerly I looked for the lintel
I have dreamed of the clocks
Eagerly I looked for the masonry
It was heterodox
Somewhat louder than...
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Categories:
slapdash, adventure, analogy, time,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
slapdash, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
School
Assembly.
Disassembly.
Reassembly.
When the bell tolls
it tolls for me.
Alone I walk in crowded
concrete corridors;
feet, doom-laden,
...
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Categories:
slapdash, education, history, life, social, time,
Form:
Free verse
The Gravity of Gravity
Gravity keeps our feet on the ground,
Stops us from slapdash flying around.
This force of attraction ‘fictitious’ gives weight
And makes all fall down at equivalent rate.
(Albeit in flights of fancy it seems
That gravity follows the laws...
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Categories:
slapdash, earth, math, muse, nature, science, sky, space,
Form:
Rhyme
Sewing Love
How to
Capture
Between pages
Or pixels
Or caught between
Stitches
Do memories catch
Between the threads?
Does love
Linger in the ink?
One can pray
In the silence
Where laughter once rang
Find the steady beat
Of a sewing machine
Where your heart used to beat
Trying to sew
Myself...
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Categories:
slapdash, absence, grief, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Slapdash Fellows At the Shamble Saloon
in the city of York, an English town
odd old buildings of russet brown
surround damp streets of cobblestone
pathways finding the party zone
jesters strike around half past noon
slapdash fellas crash the shambles saloon
with a splish splash, they...
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Categories:
slapdash, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Life Eternal
All heaven struggled, good and evil clash;
Lucifer's crowd was cast to earth in shame.
Babel's plot to reach heaven, mere slapdash;
God upset language; words became a game.
In His hometown, Jesus bound His powers;
miracles in Nazareth were...
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Categories:
slapdash, 11th grade, betrayal, evil, pride,
Form:
Quatorzain
A Vindictive Mind
A MIND SEEKING REVENGE
IS LIKE A PRISONER WITH NO JUSTICE
IT WON’T TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR ITS ACTIONS
FOR IT WILL PLOT AN ILLEGAL PLAN OF DESTRUCTIVE EVIL
IT WILL FORSAKE AND TERRORIZE ANY SIGHN...
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Categories:
slapdash, sad
Form:
I do not know?
Old Planet Earth
OLD PLANET EARTH
our globe balances precariously on its fragile
axis
a space spinoff awaiting weights inevitable
demise
hanging on an abused thread from this universal
life
consuming all resources daily from the inside
out
reflecting slapdash mindless human nature
traits
accountability entrusted from creations
launch
heeding...
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Categories:
slapdash, creation, earth, nature, planet,
Form:
Free verse
Delicate Dimensions
The Shepherd asked the poetess-
Who are you?
Twinkling her eyes, the poetess
said-who am I.
Am I a breath or a death;
breeze or a storm;
am I soothed or havocked?
I am blazed and ashed.
Am I a flower or a...
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Categories:
slapdash, beautiful, blessing, emotions, imagery, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
Fantastic Words
A closer look at a fantastic word
And no, I’m not talking in bafflegab
To not repeat this speak is just absurd
To absquatulate like a fracas herd
Throw a foofaraw over a little jab
A closer look at a...
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Categories:
slapdash, fun, words,
Form:
Villanelle
Broken Objects
Sunny and her love-object have broken up.
It was a selfie-inflicted wound - a slapdash pic taken,
that like a puzzle, revealed more than intended.
We try and be thoughtful and considerate but
we’ve only recently escaped from captivity.
Perfectly...
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Categories:
slapdash, boyfriend, break up, relationship, school, teen, teen
Form:
Free verse