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Slammer Poems - Poems about Slammer


Premium Member Dining With Dysfunction
Mother asked her big brother to pass the sugar; big brother ruined it by splashing on liquor; father rued spilt liquor by throwing his jigger that hit sister who lit an elbow hard slammer straight into the hand of their rare guest and butcher; butcher stood to secure a full-face slap on her; slap missed, striking their napping, fat cat to...

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Categories: slammer, cat, conflict, dog, funny,
Form: Rhyme
I Am a Virgin Slammer
I am a virgin slammer, Let me get that over with, So if I stammer and speak like a bludgeoning hammer, Let the record be clear: I’m just trying to go with this. So I won’t walk the walk or talk the talk, I may even stain the sheets while I am at it, A crimson red outpouring of moonshine soup...

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Categories: slammer, slam, , cute,
Form: Free verse



The Hummer Slammer Beat
Jazzing around, the black humming bee swings along with the strings Fiddles, guitars in the piano bars keeping a-slamming the floor The music is growing from under the feet of the Dancer: THE BEAT!...

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Categories: slammer, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Slammed In the Slammer
Every breath is a fresh step. Forget your last step take a fresh breath. I may not walk the line. But I am designed to shine. The things I refuse are the things I should choose. Never running away. Feet anchored in the dirt, looks that will burn Thanks to all life’s lessons, All the battle scars I’ve earned. You've been warned. It’s simple and plain. I’m...

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Categories: slammer, parodyme, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Slammer In the Slammer
(I just took this as a fun little assignment. I did not even make the deadline for the contest. I was not targeting any person at all in this little story. I do not object to slam poetry and I think it would be humorous to see someone get arrested for not even being able...

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Categories: slammer, funnyslam, poetry, slam,
Form: Limerick



Screw Pd I'M the Master Slammer, Anyone Who Disagrees Is An Ass Kisser
sorry that its taken a while making you wait is not my style even though im the top of the pile everyone praises your slams it makes me sick PD you can suck on my wit they fear you for no reason cut the head off the queen, thats treason lets play barbies. i'll be ken you should leave this poetry lark to...

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Categories: slammer, funnyslam, slam,
Form: Free verse

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