Skivvies Poems - Poems about Skivvies

Harlot

...her skivvies
fine imported lace
King Louis
satisfied
cologne covers the harlot
it stinks at Versaille
...

Little Miss Vivi

...Little Miss Vivi
Stripped down to her skivvies,
Got under a quilt in the cold.

And just like our daughter,
Won’t wear what we bought her,
Or that’s the story, I’m told.

At least Vivi’s mamm...

Inextricably Rooted With Hair Fixation

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation

As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twan...

Deciding To Live

...It had been a bad month; Jim was exhausted from death.
He drove to their favorite lake and took off his clothes.
Wandered into the cold water in his skivvies, hoping for life.
His mouth made a lou...

Deciding To Live

...It had been a bad month; Jim was exhausted from death.
He drove to their favorite lake and took off his clothes.
Wandered into the cold water in his skivvies, hoping for life.
His mouth made a lou...

Tiptoe Through the Tulips

...Just woke up to this gorgeous day
What joy, think I'll go out to play
In my skivvies I will
Oh what a thrill
Tiptoe through the tulips twittering away...

Aging Long Haired Pencil Neck Geezer

...(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad dressings from deep freezer
and lettuce deign at your plea azure.)

Graced with boyish good looks,
inno...

Wife of the Party

...WIFE OF THE PARTY

                   skinny-dips, no flips
           no dubious belly flops
        bare nekkid reality
    without his skivvies
he’s the life of the party

...

Tiptoe Through the Tulips

...Just woke up to this gorgeous day
What joy, think I'll go out to play
In my skivvies, I will
Oh what a thrill
Tiptoe through the tulips twittering away...

Dressed To a Kill

...the rain spilled its barrels on my way to work
hit a pot hole and the tire split
the spare like a donut was cream filled
a passing motorist splashed me with a puddle
my nice matching suit was not...

Holly Day Cheer Oy Vey

...Holly Day Cheer, Oy Vey

Lemme breathe smoke free air, okay
devoid of exhaust from swarm
(bajillion) enroute without delay
Santas Clauses gas guzzling 
hybridized motorized sleigh,
coordinatin...

Dear Joe,

...Ah, the life surreal.  Nothing like wearing the weirdness like a greatcoat as I sip bad hotel coffee and muse over where the last few years have taken me while watching ice flow around old tires stuc...

Almost 60 Degrees

...Almost 60 degrees, what's happening, NOT complaining
Must get this straight, a little perplexing but entertaining
Will run out in my skivvies
But won't show my privies
That would encourag...

A Load of Old Balls - Bawdy Limerick Now a Collaboration

...An old scholar called Mi Balls Hung Lo
Wished he could put his gonads on show
His poor wife got quite mad
But his daughter said “Dad…
just remember to add a big bow”

By Jan Alli...

Tiptoe Through the Tulips

...Just woke up to this gorgeous day
What joy, think I'll go out to play
In my skivvies I will
Oh what a thrill
Tiptoe through the tulips whispering naughty phrases...

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