Skint Poems - Poems about Skint

...I am just an ordinary bloke, I work quite hard, but I never seem to gain a yard, Which way do I need to turn, How come other people have money to burn, I don't really want that much, Just enough......Read the rest...

...My dearest wife, you are my chief, you guide with natural ease, You’re wonderful to live with, and you always aim to please. What can I say? You’re brill, you’re fab, you are my guiding star, Howe......Read the rest...

...O the chancellor of the exchequer Seems to think that we’re all Boris Becker And under the bed of which little is said A big bag of cash and there’s more in the shed Does he live on a different......Read the rest...

...20 Cents The guy gave the war concern 20 cents This was enough to buy ten bullets Which would kill ten enemy soldiers If fired accurately by a good soldier He'd give more if he could afford it ......Read the rest...

...TOTAL SNAKE"Gulbuddin Hekmatyar is Afghanistan's biggest snake in the grass"ENOUGH SAID "A very dan......Read the rest...

...Grouin up in Glesga wis nae mean feat Pleyin in the back courts an dreepin the wass Plouterin in puddles manky water sploshing aboot, Searching in yon mucky middens fur treasure Thrown oot by the......Read the rest...

...Potted Sinks Round around round around on and on and on Makes me dizzy this crazy ing thing That spans decades almost centuries One time France is the bad guy Another Germany is the enemy The......Read the rest...

...The MP and the Gardener She works for an M.P. who claims expenses Gardener cuts grass, digs ponds and mends fences The MP gets much more than he really needs The gardener digs a hole lovingly p......Read the rest...

...I’m here I’m there I’m everywhere But I cannot be seen I’m the bailiff when your skint The traffic warden with pencil in hand The ex-girlfriend with a new man That cough, that ache I’m the e......Read the rest...

...DOING A DEL BOY So, that was it Fred was gone, and the cats and me were skint Smelly Gran had left a will but; to where there was just no hint I am now sitting on the back porch, giving it ju......Read the rest...

...Here we go again, I’ll have to count to ten, It’s Christmas time once more, Christmas songs ‘n every store. It’s bound to cost a mint It’s gunna make me skint And all for just one day Please......Read the rest...

...i,m a little robin flying around, looking for food that may be lying around, up high in the air to see what i can see, out pops a worm so close to a tree, i fly down with almighty speed, i hav......Read the rest...

...Man I'm still standing & demanding though demand is drained You can look in from outside see but not feel the pain I’ve been through mad drills harsh anger & changed my face quitting is Hell my fr......Read the rest...

...QUASIMODO Quasi modo geniti infantes,* “Why was I not made of stone like thee,” Up-far-up, he hugs the cold cathedral gargoyle. ......Read the rest...

...Life’s A Gas His wife ran away with his very best friend His poor dog got rabies and went round the bend So his wife and his dog and his best mate are gone He’s starting to think his life sho......Read the rest...